Maa ka khayal

[Takecareofmeplease]

Ab aage... 

Agali subah papa to nikal diye jaldi se... Aur maa mere jane ka intezaar kar rhi thi...

Mai: maa rahul ko bula lo muje unse bate karni hai. Ham sab khul ke clear ho jaye... To fir kisiko kisika dar nahi rahega. Aur zindgi khul ke ji sakege...
Maa: hmm ok... 

Maa ne rahul ko bula liya... Wo aaye tab tak

Mai: maa aisa pahali bar hua hoga ke beta apni maa ke boyfriend se mil rha hai... Aur ha... Kya aap apne boyfriend ka swagat aise dhile dhile puri saree me karoge? Kuch to aisa mahol banao ke boyfriend ko jane ka man na kare... 
Maa: wo maa mai... 
Mai: chill ma... Aap safe ho.. mujse mat daro... Jao aur achche se mast saree jo aapko dil kare. Nai fashion vali... Wo pahano. Aur ha saree pahn na jaruri nahi hai... Aapko dress ya kuch aur. Agar shorts hai to wo... Jo maraji ho... Boyfriend kabu me rahana chahie..samaje. aur aise karne se rahul bhi mahol me comfortable feel karega... Jao taiyar ho kar aao.. mai nahi hu samaj kar hi aap ko jaise taiyar ho kar aana hai aaie... Aapko night dress vale hot kapade pahan ne hai to bhi thik hai... Ok?
Maa: kya tum bhi...

Maa sharma ke apne room me chali gai... Taiyar hone... Apne saiya ko seduce karne.. maine jor se bola...

Mai: itni der mat karna ke darwaza muje kholna pade.. mai chahta hu ke darwaza aap kholo...
Maa: thik hai beta....

Aur maa thodi hi der me khubsurat bala ban ke pragat hui...



Maa: tu muje aise mat dekh sharam aa rahi hai.
Mai: maa mai kudrat ke banaye hue is khubsurati ko dekh sakata hu... Hai na?
Maa: bol bachchan...
Mai: nahi sach me... Or suno maine rahul se bat kar li hai aur use sab pata hai. To fir just relax rahana...
Maa: ok...

Aur tab tak ghanti baj chuki thi aur maa jaise jaldbaji me uth khafi hui... Mai Bhi khada huaa tha par maine maa ko dekh ke bola... Ha jao aap hi kholo...

Maa ne daravaza khola ke turant rahul

Rahul: ghar pe koi nahi hai kya?
Maa: darpan hai na...
Rahul: to aise kapade?
Maa: darpan ne muje force kiya ke muje jo pasand ho waise kapade mai pahanu. To maine teri pasand kr kapade pahane hai...
Rahul: hmmm kaha hai darpan...
Mai: are aa bhi jao andar wahi khade khade karykram shuru ho gaya hai kya?

Dono hasate hue andar aaye...

Mai: waise to rahul tune sab dekh hi liya hai par socha ke kapde to mast hi pahan ne chahie ek girlfriend ko apne boyfriend ke liye kya kahate ho...
Rahul: ha darpan sahi hai. Suman... I mean aunty...
Mai: (bich me tok te hue) are continue... Tu jis tarah se bulata hai waise hi bula. Formalities jarurat nahi hai... Ab muje pata hi to hai...
Rahul: mai aunty nahi bulata mai suman hi bulata hu aur tu karke hi bulata hu...
Mai: no problem rahul... To ok Love birds kya plan hai aaj ka?
Maa: tuje college nahi jana?
Mai: achcha ok ghar par hi plan hai?

Sab has pade...

Mai: mai college nahi ja raha muje project ka kam karna hai aap log andar room me ja sakate hai... Itna to hak banta hai na mera ke mai ghar me rahu?
Rahul: muje koi aitraaz nahi hai... Kya kahti ho suman?
Maa: jaisa tuje thik lage...
Rahul: to chale bistar par?
Maa: hmmm (maa sharm se laal laal thi)
Rahul: darpan aaj mai sach me teri maa chod dunga...

Rahul khullam khulla bol raha tha... Maine bhi sath diya...

Mai: ha aish kar... Aur maa bindas hoke ekdam mast maze kar. Yaha ki koi chinta mat kar. Bahar mai hu... Tune apni life jini shuru ki hai.. tu Ji bhar ke ji...
Maa: hmmm
Mai: maa hmmm haaa ok hi kar rahi hai... Oh rahul ja ja isko le kar ja ye tadap rahi hai... Jao chale jao... Aur aish karo...

Wo dono andar maa ke room me chale gaye. Muje jor jor se chillane ki aavaz aa rahi thi. Wo khushi ki aavaz thi. Mithe dard ki aavaz thi. Ekdam mitha mahol tha. Meri maa chud rahi thi. Shayad karib karib 1.5 ghante ke bad rahul bahar aaya...

Rahul: maza aa gaya...
Mai: maa kaha hai?
Rahul: so rahi hai sali. Thaki hui hai... So ne de...
Mai: are sirf bahar se dekhne to de...

Maine darwaja halake se khola to maa pith dikha ke padi thi bistar par aur so rhi thi...



Rahul: hai na mal...
Mai: ha hai to sahi par use mujse koi lagav nahi hai... 
Rahul: are hoga. Hota to hai par maa bete ka rishta jo hai tum logo ka... Wo... Tu samaj sakata hai na...
Mai: ha yar chalta hai... Maa ki khushi me Hi meri khushi hai...
Rahul: hmmm chal ab wo uthegi to... Dar jayegi...

Ham dono wapas aage ke room me aa gaye... Thodi der me maa uthi... Aur maa ab thodi bindas ban chuki thi



Bas aise hi wo bahar aai. Pani piya...

Mai: kya maa maza aaya?

Maa ne sirf aankh mari...

Mai: puchna chahta tha ke mera dost achche se khayal to kar raha hai na?
Maa: ha beta. Bahot achhe se. Ekdam santusht kar deta hai...
Rahul: waise suman bhi koi kam nahi hai. Jab tak mai santusht na ho jau. Lagi rahati hai.. aao meri jan meri godi me...
Maa: nahi rahul ke samne nahi
Rahul: tu pahale meri hai bad me rahul ki maa hai... Kyo darpan?
Mai: ha maa baitho jao apne yar ki godi me ja kar ke baitho...

Mai aur rahul aamne samne baithe the. Maa mere samne muh rakh ke baithi. Matalb maa ki pith rahul ke samne...

Rahul: meri taraf baitho na... Sharam aa rahi hai to...
Maa: to tu fir kuch galat fayada uthayega...

Rahul ne jat se maa ke mammo ko upar se pakad liya...

Rahul: to mai ye karunga to tere bete ko bhi dikhega...

Maa had bada gai aur turant muje pith dikha kar baith gai. Maa ki gand ki darar dikh rahi thi. Aur gand rahul ke pair par. Mast sin tha... Rahul ne towel khola... 

Maa: rahul... Besharam mat ban
Rahul: are muje to dekhne de. Ye mere liye to hai... Darpan ko thodi dikh 4aha hai?
Maa: tu nahi sudhrega?
Mai: maa unka hak hai. Karne do use jo karna hai....
Maa: ha wo mai decide karugi...

Maa ne mana karate hue apna towel to fir bhi khol hi diya. Muje to khuli pith bhi nahi dikhai de rahi thi aur naa hi muje jo gaand ki darar thi jo pahale dikhai de rahi thi wo bhi nahi... Rahul maa ke shayad mammo ko chuse ja rha tha. Mere samne... Par wo kahate hai na sabar ka fal mitha... Mai bas wait kar raha tha. Ke maa kab mere liye man jaye... Rahul maa ko pagalo ki tarah kiss kiye ja rha tha. Mammo ko chuse ja raha tha aur achanak maa ka towel usne khich ke gira diya to maa rahul ko chipak ke baith gai.

Maa: kya kiya tune?
Rahul: are meri jan darpan mera dost hai agar muje sab kuch karne ko mil raha hai to use dekhne ko to hak hai na? Aur waise bhi tu to meri aur hai... Darpan ko kya dikhai dega tere badan se? Aur dekh bHi le to kaun sa kharab ho jayega tera badan?
Maa: thik hai. Mai tere lund ke liye diwani hu to tu jo kahe wo mai karungi...
Rahul: ok. To meri ichcha maine pahale bhi batai thi. Ke teri gand sabase pahale darpan marega..
Maa: kya bakwas laga rakhi hai.. tu mere aur darpan ke piche kyo pada hai? Mai maa hu unki...
Rahul: agar unki bhi yahi ichha hai to?
Maa: darpan ye kya bol raha hai. ?

Maa apne mammo ko dhake hue piche mud ke mast ada me pucha...

Mai: wo mai... Maa... Matalab... Aap hai hi itni khubsurat...
Maa: to tu apni maa ko chodna chahta hai?
Mai: nahi.. matalab... Wo...
Rahul: darpan abhi nahi bolega to fir kab bolega?
Mai: ha maa pyar to mai tujse karta hu. Par darata hu... Yahi rishte ke karan. Naam jo hai hamare bich...
Rahul: kya rishta rishta laga rakha hai? Itna rishta rishta to ekta kapoor ki serial me bhi nahi aata... Chal waise bhi tera aadha nanga badan to dikhai hi de raha hai... Kya ghis jayega tera? Ek ke badale do lund. Mai nahi aa paya tab tuje darpan sath dega... Kya khayal hai?
Maa: nahi muje thik nahi lag raha... Muje sharam aati hai...
Rahul: ek kam kar ye pahan le aur andar room me chale jao. Mere samne agar sharm aati hai to...

Mai aur maa dono chup the. 

Rahul: chal me ghar me hi nahi rhata hu... Mai chala jata hu..m sham ko darpan mere ghar milte hai. Thik hai?

Maa ne towel pahan liya. Aur rahul bhi jald hi nikal gaya. Ab ghar me mai aur maa hi the...