Maa ka khayal

[Takecareofmeplease]

Ab aage...


Ab ye sab maine ghar ja kar cameras jo lagaye the usme se rat ko dekha tha... Maine hamare phone ko record kar liya aur bilkul bhi naHi suna. Take muje pura live jaisa rat ko mahsus ho

Rahul ghar ja kar ghanti par ghanti bajaye ja raha tha. Maa maine Dekha ke apne bedroom se baahar nikali. Unke room me camera nahi tha. Papa ko pata chal jaye to chamdi udhed ke rakh de. Maine waha jane ki himmat hi nahi ki thi. Par maa nikli tab as usual saree me thi. Baki ke record me kuch bhi nahi tha



Bas saree ka pallu nahi tha. Aise hi nikal padi thi jaldi jaldi. Rahul jor jor se bell jo baja raha tha. Maine apna recording bHi on ki mobile ki...

Maa: tu ?
Rahul: ha aunty koi problem hai kya?
Maa: phone to karna chahie tha.
Rahul: kitne dino se piche pada tha. Ab andar aau ya chala jau?
Maa: wo mai... Ha aao na ander... Baith mai jara saree pahan ke aati hu.
Rahul: rahne dijiye na. Kya aapko kisine bataya nahi ke aap isme kitni sundar lag rahi hai?
Maa: tu bas... Chhod... Muje tujse isiliye bat nahi karni thi.
Rahul: are aunty kya hua?
Maa: us din jaldbaji me maine tuje photo to share kar diya. Par tune kitne logo ko bhej diya hoga nahi? Muje ab bahot ganda feel ho raha hai...
Rahul: are are suman. Ye le mobile aur check kar. Tuje mobile phone me bhi teri wo picture nahi rakhi hai. Maine delete kar di hai. Sach me teri kasam.
Maa: hmm to mangi kyo tHi?
Rahul: maine aisi to hargiz nahi mangi thi. Aur kisiko kuch bataunga bhi nahi. Kyonki abhi jo muje mil raha hai wo bhi band ho jayega.. mai pagal nahi hu...
Maa: hmmm thik hai baith mai saree to pahan hi lu... Please...
Rahul: thik hai jaise tuje comfortable lage.
Maa: thank you...
Rahul: ab girlfriend thanks bhi bolegi...
Maa: ha muje samaj ne ke liye...
Rahul: muje koi jabardasti nahi karni. Mai tuje kush rakhne ki koshish karunga. Ab tera boyfriend naraz ho bhi raha hai ya nahi ye dekhna kam tera hai.. wo mera nahi hai...
Maa: tu nahi sudhrega.. muje blackmail kar raha hai? Chal thik hai... Waise bhi kafi kuch dekh hi liya hai to ye to fir bhi dhaka hua hai...
Rahul: muje actually wo scene nazaro ke samne dekhna hai... Par thik hai.. tu abhi ye haal mai bhi mushkil se aai ho...
Maa: tu bas usi bat pe kyo atka rahata hai...
Rahul: are mai mard hu jawan hu. Aap ki khubsurti ko nakar saku aisa namard nhi hu.. waise bhi aapko dekh kar to koi namard bhi mard ban jaye...
Maa: dhat kya kuch bhi bole ja raha hai...
Rahul: ha ha sach me... Waise aap ki khubsurti aapke aise kapdo me aur bhi jyada khil rahi hai...
Maa: chal bata kis kam ke liye aaya tha?
Rahul: bas aapko dekhne aaya tha. Phone par aap ne gazab ki masti mar rakhi thi socha ab milke bhi aau... Waise teri bra dikh rahi hai isiliye mast dikh rahi hai tu... Ek button kholegi kya?
Maa: ji nahi. Tu ja ab... 

Maa thode uche swar me boli thi.

Rahul: chala jaunga.. ek din aana hi band kar dunga. Fir rahana aise hi... Tarif kisse sunegi?
Maa: nahi chahie muje tarif...

Rahul bhi ekdam chipku aadmi tha. Sala kisi bhi sharm ka shikar nahi hota tha. Maa yaha use jane ke liye bol rahi hai aur wo kuch aur rat laga ke baitha...

Rahul: fattu hai tu. Ek girlfriend ho kar bhi apne boyfriend se darati hai... Huh
Maa: mai kisise darti nahi hu... Aur ha kaha likha hai ke boyfriend ki bat man ni hi chahie. Boyfriend galat bhi to ho sakata hai
Rahul: tu chhod. Meri girlfriend ban ne ke layak hi nahi hai. Meri girlfriend to bas hardam muje khush rakhne ko betab rahegi. Huh.  Tu nahi kar sakati... Chhod mai jata hu AUNTY. AAP AUNTY HI RAHO. Khud budhdhi banna chahti ho to kya kare...?

Aur rahul ja ne ka natak kar ne laga..

Maa: kya tu bhi emotional blackmail karta rahata hai... Muje sharm aati hai...
Rahul: suman sirf blouse ka upar ka hook khol ne ko bol raha hu... Aur kaha kuch bol raha hu...
Maa: nahi. Aur mai jo chahu kar sakati hu ok?
Rahul: tu kar hi nahi sakati kuch...
Maa: thik hai bol kitne hook nikalu?
Rahul: andar bra pahani to hai to nikal de teri himmat ho utne.. mai bhi to dekhu ke kitni himmat hai tuj me..
Maa: thik hai meri himmat check karega tu?

Maa fas gai..6 me se 5 khol diye... Maa ki bra aur 50% mamma bahar aa gaya... Mai kuch bhi achche se dekh nahi sakata tha. Kitna andar tak dekh sakata hai spycam? Rahul ka mobile on karvana tha par kya kare ab kal bolunga... Maine mobile me dekha record abhi bhi 45 minutes ka tha... Chalo abhi kuch na kuch to hoga hi...

Rahul: wow suman tuj me himmat to hai man ni padegi teri bat... Bas ab band mat aa chal baith mere pas... 

Sofe par baithe matlab tv vala camera muje saf dikhai dega. Maine wo chalu kiya...

Maa: rahul... 
Rahul: ha suman garami bahot lag rahi hai kya?
Maa: hargiz nahi. Muje blouse hargiz nahi nikalna aur ha mujme takat nahi hai. Himmat hi nahi hai.. khush?

Rahul bato bato me maa ke ekdam karib betha tha... Uske kandhe par hath rakh ke..

Rahul: suman sach me tere pati se muje jalan ho rahi hai.. kya takadir pai hai...

Ye maa ka negative point tha..

Maa: kaha... Chhod wo to... Tu nahi samjhega...

Maa ne mundi niche kar di. Aur udas ho gai aur rahul mauke ka fayada uthaya aur unke pas chala gaya ekdam satik... Muje dono ke sans jaldi chal ne ki aavaz aa rahi thi...

Rahul: mai hu na suman.. mai tumhare sath hi hu.. akela mat samaj apne aap ko...
Maa: hmmm ha...

Rahul kandhe par hath ghuma raha tha ke...

Rahul: waise thoda aur juke gi to muje nipple dikh jayege... 
Maa: (has ne lagi) tu nahi sudhrega nahi?

Rahul ne himmat kar ke blouse me hath dal kar bra ko upr kiya... Maa had bada gai...

Rahul: relax. Tu nahi chahegi tab tak kuch bhi nahi karunga.. bas itna to muje ek boyfriend hone ka inam hona chahie.. right?
Maa: hmmm right... Tere sath muje sach me bahot maza aa raha hai... Kuch apna sa lagta hai...
Rahul: chalo thik laga tuje... Sun ke achcha laga...

Rahul maa ke baho par kandho par pith par hath ghuma ghuma kar bate kar ke maa ko maze se masal raha tha aur pyasi meri maa uska maza le le kar bat kar rhi thi... Rahul khulle se flirt par aur aaya tha bad me... Par maine dekha ke ab sirf 10 minutes hi the. Matalab aaj bhi kuch hua nahi hai...

Rahul: chal suman mai jata hu... Mai fir aaunga...
Maa: bas itni jaldi...
Rahul: men sab pata hai 1.5 ghanta ho aaya... Ab mai jata hu... Kal vapas aaunga... 
Maa: hmm ok...
Rahul: kal bhi mera swagat aise hi karegi na?
Maa: chal tuje mai vachan deti hu.  Ke jab tak tu aayega mai har roz tera swagat blouse aur saree me hi karungi.. meri aur se tuje pahala inam...
Rahul: thik hai suman... Dekhte hai... Har roz saree alag alag pahanana ok?
Maa: buddhu tu muje saree pahan ne Ko bol raha hai?
Rahul: ha matalab tu samaj gai na!?

Dono haste hue khade hue. Rahul khada hua aur maa ko kas ke gale laga kar chala gaya.. aur maa ne button ban kar ke ghar ke kaam shuru kar diye...

Dilli to bahot dur hai bhai..