Maa ka khayal

[Takecareofmeplease]

Sala kahi se kuch janne ko nahi mil raha hai... Kya kare? Rahul ko college me dekha sala phone par laga tha. Meri maa se hi bat kar raha hoga. Wo bhi sham ko pata chalega. Par...

Mai: rahul kal tu ghar kyo aaya tha? Kuch kam tha kya?
Rahul: are wo muje aunty ne bulaya tha use kam tha.

Ye sala naya story... 

Mai: meri maa ko?
Rahul: ha wo actually... Wo... Sorry yar maf kar de... Mai khud gaya tha aunty ghar the to company dene.
Mai: kya rahul sach sach bata bat kya hai?

Wo itna jaldi surrender kar dega aisa socha n tha.

Rahul: dekh actually mai thoda bahak gaya tha. Mai teri maa se milna chahta tha. Mai unse akele me bate karna chahta tha...

Ab thoda gussa bhi karna tha thoda natak bhi karana tha aur bat bhi nikal ni thi. Ye to sala kal tak jo rasta kathin lag rha tha wo easy lag ne laga...

Mai: rahul. Ghuma fira mat. Sidha mudde par aa..
Rahul: wo... Actually... Mai...
Mai: are bol...
Rahul: mai teri maa se pyar karta hu...
Mai: ha wo to sab karte hai... To?

Muje natak to karna tha

Rahul: sachcha vala pyar...
Mai: ha to thik hai to?
Rahul: tu samaja nahi..
Mai: to samajhana...
Rahul: bistar wala pyar...

Ab gussa karana tha...

Mai: bhosdike tuje pata hai tu kya bol raha hai?
Rahul: dekh darpan muje pata hai tuje pasand nahi aayega. Par please ek tu hi hai jo meri madad kar sakata hai. Aunty me bhi thodi havas dikhai di hai. Uncle khayal nahi rakh pa rahe. Muje rakhne de. Mai bahot khayal rakhunga....

Maine uske bad bahot jyada gussa kiya... Thoda unchi aavaz me bola. Par fir thoda natak ka the end kiya....

Mai: rahul. Muje lag to raha hai tuje maa se sachcha pyar hai. Maa ko khush rakh payega.
Rahul: jarur.
Mai: maa kya kahti hai?
Rahul: abhi to kuch nahi kah rahi.. kal kuch thodi si bat ho jaye aisa lag raha tha. Par tu aa gaya...
Mai: muje kya milega?
Rahul: tujhe kya chahie?
Mai: jo tuje milega wo muje bhi chahiye...
Rahul: madarchod tuje bhi apni maa chahiye to fir muje data kyo?
Mai: bas dekh raha tha ke maa ka badan kisi jarurat mand ke hath me hi ja raha hai ya nahi? Par tu muje bhi dega...
Rahul: ha ha ha... teri hi to maa hai. Sali ek bar mere niche aa jaye. Fir teri setting bhi karva dunga...
Mai: ha yar. Mera plan hai ke ham sab dost milke meri maa ka khayal rakhenge. Rakesh, kumar, ketan aur chutya chetan bhi to hai...
Rahul: tu sala maa ko randi banayega?
Mai: use agar banna hai to ham khayal rakhenge done?
Rahul: done. to mai abhi bunk mar raha hu jata hu tere ghar pe. Teri maa ko patane...
Mai: to aise jayega? Pahle puch to le wo ghar pe hai bhi ya nahi? Wo baahr jane ko bol rahi thi...
Rahul: ha to chal mai message par hi bat karta hu...
Mai: muje karne dega?
Rahul: sale abhi to mujse lad baitha tha aur ab tu hi aashiqi ladane ki soch raha hai?
Mai: kar ne dena ab...

Usne muje mobile de diya aur fir bate shuru hui meri aur maa ke bich ki jo ke maa ko laga ke wo rahul se bat kar rahi hai... Ab mai rahul ya darpan ke nam ke badale ham use karenge...

Hum: hi

Maa ka reply to aaya nahi... Par muje laga ke mai ek sawal rahul se puch hi lu ke actually huaa kya tha. Maa shirt se blouse me kaise aa gai...

Mai: madarchod pahale to tu ye bata ke maa kal shirt me thi aur mai pahucha tab tak saree me aa gai thi. Mamla kya hai? Kal kuch hua tha kya? 
Rahul: whooooo pahale to tuje ye kaise pata chala ke maa shirt me thi?
Mai: phone chalu rah gaya tha maa ka jab maine kata tha.
Rahul: hohohohoho... Matalab tune kitna suna ye bata...
Mai: tu maa ke shirt ke do button khulava raha tha... Usne khole the... Par bad me mai kuch sun nahi paya...
Rahul: kuch nahi yar aunty ne button to khol diye the par use kuch meeting me jane ka phone aaya tha to mai to aage baitha tha wo taiyar hone chali gai thi. Aur tu aaya tab tak wo taiyar ho ke aayi. Uske alawa kuch kam nahi tha. Kuch bate ho sakati thi kyonki aunty ko to time tha jane ka par sala tu aa gaya...
Mai: hmmm to thik hai na. Kuch hua nahi meri jankari ke bahar...

Aur tab hi maa ka message aaya...

Maa: hi
Hum: kya kare rahe ho aunty?
Maa: bas newspaper reading chal rahi hai tu bata.
Hum: bas baitha hu college ke bahar chay pine. Man nahi hai college ke lecture attend karne ka
Maa: to darpan bhi baahr hai? 
Hum: na ji na wo to padhai kar raha hai..
Maa: hmm to thik hai... To tu akela hai?
Hum: ha. Bor ho raha tha. To socha aap se bat karu...
Maa: achcha kiyaa... Ghar aaja aana hai to...

Ab maine thodi intense bat sochi karne ko...

Hum: kya karu aake aunty?
Maa: kyo? bate karenge...
Hum: nahi bate to abhi bhi kar hi rahe hai na
Maa: to? Kya?
Hum: photo khichne doge?
Maa: tu bigad gaya hai bas yahi sab dimag me chalta hai tere... Bat hi nahi karni chahiye thi tujse. Bye
Hum: ok bye

Rahul: abe sale chutye muje ghar jana tha. Aur tu ne vat bhi band karva di
Mai: chinta mat kar abhi wo reply karegi.

Maa: photo to nahi hi khichne dungi par kuch khas intezam kar sakti hu tuje aana hai to..
Hum: abhi aaya aunty

Mai: ja kuch maze karke aa... Aur ha chuche sahalaye bina mat aana...
Rahul: are tu chinta mat kar. Man gai to bistar garam kar ke hi aaunga...
Mai: all the best ab ja jaldi... Aur ha sun phone chaLu rakhna muje sunani hai bate... Ho sake to video calling karna...

Wo thik hai kar ke dauda sidha meri maa ko milne. Kya special arrangement hone wala tha bhai? Wo shayad mere ghar ke niche parking me pahoch hi gaya hoga ke phone kiya. 

Rahul: bhai me upar ja raha hu.
Mai: all the best shera koi nai hai ek ghanta kam se kam to kuch to aish kar ke hi aana...
Rahul: thik hai yara... Chal mai video chalu kar ke phone ko upr rakhta hu aur fir drawing room me tv ke aaspas rakh dunga. Ho sake to mai hall me hi rahunga..
Mai: thik hai chal ho ja shuru....

Rahul jaise pahuncha dasavin manzil par ke usne door bell bajai shuru ki. Eksath 5-6 bar baja di. Maa ne darwaja khola ke ye nazara dekh ne ko mila muje...



Wah mera dost kitna lucky hai...

Maa: kya hai... Kyo bajaye ja raha tha itni bell. Koi sunega to wo bhi bahar aa jayega. 
Rahul: are aunty ek floor par ek flat hai kaun sunega? Kya aap bhi... Par aap bahot khubsurt lag rahe hai.. yahi tha kya khas arrangement?
Maa: are kaha.. blouse to pahana hi nahi hai...
Rahul: aunty mat pahano mast lag rahe ho. Ye mere liye mast hi hai.
Maa: ha ye to actually jyada ho gaya hai... Par mai aise nahi rah sakati. Mai blouse pahan ke aati hu... Muje sharm aati hai..
Rahul: kya aunty aap bhi ab to dekh Liya maine to chhodo na... Kya farak padata hai.. konsa bhuhal aa jayega?
Maa: ok thik hai par kisiko batana mat.
Rahul: aunty sab ko batauga to abhi jo muje mil raha hai wo band ho jayega. Kya mai bhala apne pair pe kulhadi mar sakata hu?
Maa: hmm wo bhi sahi hai... Chal thik aaja mai pani le kar aati hu...

Maa ka pith pura khulla tha. Rahul ka aadha kam ho gaya tha... Aadha baki tha. Rahul maa ko ghur rha tha jab paNi lekar aai...

Maa: bas jakhna band kar...
Rahul: kya aunty... Waise aap ka kya arrangement tha?
Maa: kuch nahi socha tha ke blouse ke button kholugi par ab to...
Rahul: achcha hai... Ye bra me hi achche lag rahe hai...
Maa: ha tumhe to lagege hi...
Rahul: aunty thoda pallu khisko na achcha view nahi mil raha hai...
Maa: chal badmash kahi ka tuje koi padi nahi hai kya ke kya bol raha hai?
Rahul: muhe. Pata hai ke kya pasand hai aapKo... Bas jara apna pallu hataye aur kuch yaha tak aane ka inam dijie...
Maa: maine nahi bulaya ha?
Rahul: aunty chhodo na please...
Maa: thik hai...

Maa ne saree ka pallu gira diya aur mammo ka view mast aane laga...

Rahul: wow aunty bahot sundar.. bahot bade hai... Dekho to sahi.. kya lag raha hai.. whooooo
Maa: dekhana kya beta mera hi to hai...
Rahul: aapne apne aapko achcha maintain kiya hai... Uncle is very lucky...
Maa: kaha.... Chhod...

Rahul ne kal message vali bat par focus karane ka achcha prayas kiya. Wo chutiya bahot achcha nibha raha tha...

Rahul: aunty ab ham dono kafi nazdeek aaye hai... Aap muje apna beta na samaj kar ek dost samje..
Aunty: aisi koi bat nahi hai...

Maa udas ho gai thi...

Rahul: dekho aunty mai samj sakata hu ke aap ke is sab maherbani ki vajah aapke jism ki bhukh hai... Warna mujse badan ki peshi me itne jalawe kyo? Muje galat mat samjo
Maa: hmmm
Rahul: aap thik se bat nahi karoge to kaise kuch parinam aayega?
Maa: beta mai aisi waisi nahi hu. Bas mai bahak gai thi..

Maa ne pallu se dhak liya apne mamme ko...

Rahul: kya aunty sab nazare gayab se jo gaye... Aapko jo marji chahe mere sath karo.. mai kisiko nahi bataunga vas aap muje trust kar sakate ho...
Maa: hmm

Rahul uth ke maa ke karib gaya... Unke sath baith gaya... Rahul saree ka pallu hataye hue...

Rahul: ise hata du?
Maa: hmm.
Rahul: aap kya chahate ho?
Maa: kuch nahi...

Maa ek sam sharm ke mare nazare jhuka ke baithi thi...

Rahul: kya aapke kandhe par hath rakhu? Aapki bra par hath feru ?

Maa ne sifr mundi hilai... Haa me..