Maa ka khayal

[Takecareofmeplease]

Ghar ja kar dekha to rahul ki bike abhi bhi niche padi thi. Mai jald hi mere apartment me 10th floor par jaha mera ghar tha waha pahuncha... Maine door bell bajai par shayad pure 4 minutes ke bad darwaja khola gaya.. maine ye janbujkar Napa tha. Aur aage bina rahul ke bhi napuga. Ta ke pata chale ke normal kitna time lagata hai aur aaj kitna lagata hai... Uttejna me aaj muje galati se bhi aisa na lage ke bahot time chala gaya... Hota hai aisa kai bar... Par mai mere man ke ghode ko har disha me daudana chahata tha. Kis disha me mera naam chamak uthe... 

Par darwaza khulte hi samj aa gaya ke karykram khatam huaa lag raha hai ya fir kuch mitha to ho hi gaya hai kyonki maa saree me thi. Apne kan ki bali thik kar rahi thi...



Ab ye saree kya mere dost ke samne pahani thi? Mere dost ne pahani thi ? Ya .... Chhodo... Par ab to ye tay tha ke kuch to jarur huaa hai pichle 30 minute me ya fir mai shaitan ban ke in dono ki vasna ke bich me aa gaya hu. Kyonki mera thanda swagat hua.. rahul bhi ukhad ukhad ke dekh ke magazine padhane laga tha...

Mai: kya rahul college naHi aaya?
Rahul: are darpan aa to shi. Mai teri hi rah dekh rhaa tha. Actually aunty ne muje yaha bulaya tha... 

Sab juth bol rahe hai... puchne par nai kahani sunne ko milti. Pucha hi nahi aage kuch isiliye... Ha me ha mila di... Puch ke sharminda karne me koi hoshiyari nai hai... Par mai rahul ko puchhna chahta tha bad me khopche me le kar... Par abhi ke liye to idhar udhar ki bat hui aur rahul chala gaya... Par pyasi adhuri meri ma muje puch padi...

Maa: jaldi aa gaya?
Mai: ye to mera roz ka time hai kyo?
Maa: kuch nahi aaj aisa laga ke tu jaldi aa gaya..

Ab kisika sambhog na karavana mera koi aashay nahi tha. Par muje bhi to kuch milna chahie jab mera yar kuch kar raha hai... Aur upar se ye maa to hai hi meri... in dono par nazar rakhna ab mera kam tha. Maa ke kapde change hue matalab kuch to zarur huaa hai... Par ye pata kaise lagau? Mobile? Mobile pe bate kar rahe ho sakte hai ye log? Par maa ka mobile mai kabhi hath naHi lagata to kis karan se lagau. Obviously mai kuch jan chuka hu aisa batana risk le hi nahi sakata tha kisi bhi hal pe. Par nasib sath de hi deta hai.. maa boli ke ladies logo ki meeting hai me 5th floor par ja rahi hu. Kuch kam ho to bula lena. Maa mere aane par dhyan kahi aur to chala gaya tha to nazare nahi mila pa rahi thi par jald hi bahar chali gai aur guess what wo mobile ghar pe bhul gai... 

Maine maa ka mobile check kiya. Par rahul aur inke bich ke message ka koi ansh nahi dikha. Are isika kya.. kisike batchit me aisi koi bhi bat nahi thi ke jise padh ke aisa lage ke maa kuch galat kar rahi hai. Saf suthara mobile tha. Sidha mandir me bina soche samaje le ja sakate hai kahi par rakh sakate hai koi bhi kuch bhi dekh le kuch nahi milne wala tha. Mai Nirash ho gaya. To ye sala ab mai kisiko pakadi kaise? Ye bhi to ho sakata Hai ki maa ne delete kiya ho aur rahul ne sambhal ke rakha ho. Rahul thodi bachcha hai ke wo muje mobile use karne de sakata hai... Kya karu,.... Kya karuuuuu? Koi rasta dikha de. Ghar me tap recorder lagau? Par kaha se le kar aau? Ghar pe to hai nahi. Aur chhota thodi hai jo bahar rakhu aur kisiko dikhai bhi na de. Naah... Bakwaas idea.... Hmmmm ek idea hai. Mera ek purana mobile hai. Aur wo mobile me drawing room ke sofe me kahi rakh du to shayad se muje kuch fayada ho jaye. Chalo use nikal hi leta Hu.... Maine mobile nikala aur charging me rakha mere room me. kyonki battery down thi. Tab tak shayad 30 minutes me maa bhi wapas aa gai.. aur ham tv dekh rahe the. Papa ke aane ki wait kar rahe the ke khana sath khaye...

Mai: maa rahul ko kuch kam tha ya aise hi aaya tha?
Maa: bas aise usne ghar ke landline par phone kiya tha tujse bat kar ne ke liye. Tera phone lag hi nahi raha tha. Aur mera phone number to hai hi nahi uske pas.
Mai: hmmm aapko de dena chahie kuch kam pade to. Aur aapke pas bhi uska number ho na chahie.
Maa: ha wo maine le liya... Ab to... Par tu phone uthaya kar...
Mai: ha maa sorry

sala ye dimag me kaise nahi aaya ke meri maa ka number to rahul ke pas kaise aa sakata hai? Hai hi nahi...par maine notice kiya ke maa ne ye nahi bataya ke rahul aaya kyo tha. Papa bhi aa gaye aur ham khana kha kar so gae. Subah routine raha par maa ke mobile me mera dhyan tha. Jaise papa gae, maa apne kam me lag gai aur dekha to rahul aur maa ke bich ke vartalap shuru hote dikh gae....

Rahul: hi aunty

Maa ne kafi der ke bad javab diya tha...

Maa: hi rahul. So nahi gaya kya?
Rahul: nind hi nahi aa rahi hai jab se aapke do button khule dikh gae hai...
Maa: badmash...
Rahul: uncle aa gaye hai?
Maa: ha. So rahe hai...
Rahul: wo bhi na... Wo kaise so sakate hai? Kya unhone nahi dekhe do button khulle?
Maa: unhonne to kafi kuch dekha hai bete. Tu jyada dimag mat chala. Ja apni girlfriend se bat kar.
Rahul: kaun si? Yaha kaha hai mere pas. Aap hi ho ko bhi ho...
Maa: bas ab jyada bate nahi. Darpan ke papa uth jayenge. Muje bhi nind aa rahi hai... 
Rahul: kash mai bhi achche se so pata. Uncle ne waise mithi nind le rakhi hai ya aise hi so gaye hai?
Maa: nahi wo thake hue the... Haramkhor so ja ab.. mai reply nahi karungi ab. Good night...

Hmmm to kal shayad kuch hua nahi tha. Par mai late aata to kuch ho jata... Chalo apne pas aur koi thode chara hai. Jate hai college... Aur rahul se jante hai kuch janane ko mile...