Maa ka khayal

[Takecareofmeplease]

Rahul: aunty kya aap sirf ek button aur nahi khol sakate please?
Maa: tu pagal ho gaya hai kya? Tuje sharam nahi aati mujse aise paish aate?
Rahul: are aunty sirf ek button khol ne ki to bat kar raha hu... Please muje sirf ek tasavir khichni hai... Please... 
Maa: nahi matalab nahi... Tuje bat samaj nahi aati? Mai complaint kar dungi teri maa se... Kya harkate karta hai tu yaha... Ek khich ke mar dungi agar aise badtamiji ki to...
Rahul: are aunty itna bhi kya... Sorry... Mai to bas... Aap hi mujse khul ke bat kar rahi thi abhi.. aap hi to bol rahi thi ke mai hamesha khul ke bat karne valo me se hu... Darpan se bhi aap khul ke bat karte hai... To fir... Sorry bura laga jo...
Maa: mera matalab sirf khayalo ke bare me tha. Matalab aap logo generation gap na lage... 
Rahul: ha to aap ne kyo bataya ke ye shirt darpan ke papa ka hai aur aapne pahali bar pahana hai kaisi lag rahi hu? To bol diya ke achhe lag rahe ho. Bas upr ka button khol do aur bhi khubsurat lagegi... Agar khule man se bat nahi karni thi to muje pucha bhi kyo?
Maa: hmm thik hai tum aur tumari generation... Nahi smaj sakti kabhi. Sab bekar hai samjana
Rahul: ha to mat puchana kabhi mujse meri ray.. aap aunty sirf bolte ho par ho to Orthodox.
Maa: thik thik hai meri galati hai... Thik hai mai ek button nahi do kholti hu bas? Par photo to khichne dungi hi nahi...
Rahul: thik hai 

Ye sab ek phone chalu rah gaya tha uska natija tha. Mera dost mere ghar me kar kya raha tha? Maa ne kuch jyada hi aazadi de rakhi hai mere dosto ko... Aur mai ye bat sunke hairan tha ke meri maa shirt ka button khol ne ko razi jo gai mere friend ke samne? Ye sala rahul waha pahuncha kaise? Maine sunna chalu rakha

Rahul: bas ek hi mat kholo 
Maa: ha baba kholti hu kya maza aata hai itna?
Rahul: aapko nahi pata ke kya bala ki khubsurti bhari hai aap me... Maine aap jaisi sexy aur khubsurat aurat nahi dekhi kabhi...
Maa: ha ha ha shaitan kahi ka... Teri himmat din rat badhte ja rahi hai..
Rahul: aunty bas aap ke sath dosti bana raha hu...
Maa: to apne maa ke sath badhana...
Rahul: aunty meri maa aapko pata hai bahot hi Orthodox hai. Uske samne to ek dual meaning ka joke bhi rakh do to chamdi udhed ke rakh de uska bas chale to...
Maa: ha wo to muje pata hai... Shayad isiliye muje tuj pe taras aa jata hai aur jarurat se jyada hi aazadi de rakhi hai mere sath... Koi bat nahi tu kabhi bhi aaya kar mere paas apna man halka karne ke liye... Mai mana nahi karungi... Dekh le ji bhar ke....

Muje phone se kya pata ke maa kya dikha rahi hai rahul ko par maine aisa socha ke shayad se nazara aisa hi hona chahie...



Kya batau mai... Actually meri maa suman hai hi khubsurat bala. Jo dekhe usko diwana ban hi jata hai... Rahul to fir bhi meri yane ke darpan ki tarah nau jawan tha. Ham log 21 sal ke yuva the aur meri maa 42 saal ki par ekdam sundari. Mushkil se dekhne wale ko 32 ki lage. Kya kasa hua badan tha. Par mere baap ko iski kadar kaha. Wo to kaam me paiso ke piche bhagte rahte the. Kya kare... Maa aur baap ke bich me umr ka 10 sal ka gap tha. Isiliye wo shayad chup the aur maa ke badan me sex ke angare abhi bhi jal rahe the... Aur ye aise hi usko shant kar rahi hogi... Thoda thoda dikha kar... Aisa mai manne laga... Rahul ne waise kafi bar muje kaha ke tere maa jaisi kisiki maa hai hi nahi... Par uska ye matalb niklega ye muje malum nahi tha... Par mai kya karu.. maa khud use apne karib aane de rahi hai to mai ab bich me padunga to kya pata kya se kya jo jaye? Waise ek bat kahu? Muje waise maza aaya... Meri maa ke badan ki jalak paane ko to mai bhi bekarar hi rahata tha... To aage jaake shayad mera number bhi aa jaye... Apr ab mera dhyan muje is bat par rakhana tha ke maa aur rahul ke rishto me kuch badalav aata bhi hai ya bas aise hi upr upr se sukha sukha hi rahega? Rahul ek number ka chutya hai. Wo bol ne me to ekdam mahir hai... Aurato ko dhalti umr me apni khubsurti ki tarif chahie aur rahul usme mahir tha... Aaj shayad aadhe mamme meri maa ne dekhne diye hai... Aage ab kya hoga ye ummid me maine jaise taise apne college ka project pura kiya aur ghar ko jaldi nikla taa ke kuch jyada pata chale... Mai phone par baate jyada sun nahi paa rha tha.. un logo ki position shayad change hui hai... Meri ginti ke hisab se ye log dining table par baithe honge aur ab drawing room me... Ya fir kya bedroom me? Nahi... Aisa to nahi ho sakata... Chalo jaldi ghar jata hu...