Main , Meri Family Aur Mera Gaon (Part -02)

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ham bate kar rahe the ki sweta didi ne muze aawaz di.main sweta didi ke kamre me chala gaya.

sweta-Avi mera ek kaam karoge

Avi-haa,kahiye kya kaam karna hai muze

sweta- main jo bhi kahungi wo kisi ko batana mat

Avi-aap muz par barosa kar sakati hai.

sweta-kya tum mere liye vodaka la sakte hai.

Avi-kya aap sharab piyongi.

sweta-haa

Avi-par kyu

sweta-tum la sakate ho ya nahi , ya pir main kisi aur se mangava lu

Avi-tik hai par gaon me vodaka nahi milti

sweta-kya milata hai

Avi-local sharab milati hai.

sweta-dek na kahi milati hogi.

Avi-kuch soch kar ek jaga shayad mil jaye

sweta-kaha par

Avi-wo principal sir ke ghar pe

sweta-sir ke yaha ,kaise?

Avi-principal ka beta army me hai. unke pass mil jati hai

sweta-wo hame denge

Avi-muze mil jayengi par

sweta-par kya

Avi-main ne suna hai ki army valo ki sharab strong hoti hai.

sweta-kaisa kuch nahi hai.tu sirf leke aa

Avi-tik hai. par kya aapne pahale pi hai.

sweta-haa ek bar pi hai. ab tu jada sawal mat puch sirf le ke aa ja. aur kisi ko batana mat

Avi-tik hai .main lekar aata hu

sweta-aaj raat me tu idar hi ruk jana.

Avi-kyu

sweta-mera sath dene ke liye

Avi-main nahi pita

sweta-tu cold drink pi lena tik hai.

Avi-tik hai,main vodka lekar aata hu.

main kamre se bahar aa gaya.kamre ke bahar sital khadi hokar hamari bate sun rahi thi.

Avi-tumne sab sun liya

sital-haa, vaise bhi muze pata tha ki aisa hi kuch hone vala hai.

Avi-tume pata tha ki didi vodaka pine vali hai
Yeh mast kahani Desibees pe padh rahe .
sital-haa, jab rohan ko us ladki ke sath deka tha us din bhi didi ne vodka pi thi.

Avi-kya usdin tumne bhi pi thi.

Sital-main ne nahi,par poonam didi ne pi thi,

Avi-tume kya lagata hai muze vodaka lakar didi ko dena chaiye

Sital-haa,agar tum ne nahi layi to didi khud kahi na kahi se lekar aa sakati ya pir bahar jakar pi sakati .aur agar aisa hua to hamare liye tik nahi hoga. Is liye tum lekar aa jav

Avi-tik hai,main vodaka lekar aata hu

sital-sath me neend ki goliya bhi lekar aana

Avi-wo kyu

sital-mummy aur raj ko pata na chale ki didi ne vodaka pi hai.aur vodaka pine ke bad jo didi tamasa karegi wo mummy dek nahi payegi.

Avi-tik hai. wo bhi le lunga. aur kuch baki hai.

sital-haa

Avi-kya

sital ne muze kiss kiya

Sital-ab hoga hai, tum vodaka lekar aa jav main didi ke pass jati hu,

Sital sweta didi ke pass chali gayi.main sital ka mobile lekar bahar chala gaya.
Main ghar chala aaya.

Avi-chachi ek minute mere kamre aana muze kuch kaam hai.

C Chachi-kya kaam hai.

Avi-aaiye to

C Chachi-10 minute me aati hu

10 minute bad choti chachi mere kamre me aa gayi.

C Chachi-bol ab kya kaam hai

Avi-chachi muze kuch paise chaiye the

C Chachi-kitne

Avi-1000 rupaye

C Chachi-itne paise ,kis liye chaiye

Avi-wo main bad me bata dunga

C Chachi-tik hai deti hu par bad me muze bata dena

Avi-kya main ne kabi aapse kuch chupaya hai.main aapko bad me bata dunga.

C Chachi-ye le paise

Avi-aur aaj main pooja bua ghar sone ja raha hu

C Chachi-kya sital ke sath kuch karne ka socha hai.

Avi-kuch aisa hi samaj lo

C Chachi-pooja bua kya ka karega.

Avi-bua ko neend ki goli khila dunga.

C Chachi-is liye paise chaiye the tuze

Avi-haa,kuch aisa hi hai.

C Chachi-mere pass neend ki goliya hai tu wo le ja.

Avi-ye to acha hua ki ek kaam hoga

C Chachi-ek kaam hoga .pir dusara khon sa kaam hai

Avi-wo bad me bata dunga. aap muze wo goliya de dijiye

C Chachi-abi deti hu.

main chachi se goliya le kar principal sir ke ghar chala gaya. main ne gate khat khataya. principal sir ki bahu ne gate khola.

sir ki bahu ko dekate hi main khayalo me kho gaya. Sir ki bahu lal sadi me kya kayamat lag rahi thi. Gaon me itni hasin haseena hai aur muze pata bhi nahi chala.sir ki bahu ki sundarta sar se lekar pairo tak zalak rahi thi.

sir ke bahu ka naam kiran tha

kiran-kis se milna hai.Yeh mast kahani Desibees pe padh rahe .

Avi-main kiran ki aawaz sunkar hosh me aa gaya. ji wo principal sir se milna tha.kya wo ghar me hai.

kiran-haa hai. kya kaam tha

Avi-sir se school ke bareme puch na tha.

main undar chala aaya .kiran apni gand matkate huye undar chali gayi. kiran ki gand dek kar mera lund khada ho gaya. Lund khada hua aur main sofe par baite kar sir ka intazar karne laga.thodi der me sir dusare kamre se hall me aa gaye.

muze dekte hi sir ko zataka laga par sir ne khud par control rakte huye.sofe par baite gaye.

sir-kiran beti

kiran-ji pitaji

sir-do cup tea bana do

kiran-ji pitaji

sir-tum yaha kya kar rahe ho

Avi-aap se milane ka man hua to chala aaya

sir-muze batav us din tum vapas kyu nahi aaye

Avi-muze laga ki wo ladki muze pir se karne nahi dengi.

sir-haa.use bahot dard hua tha.usne to muze bhi bad me hant lagane nahi diya.

Avi-isi liye to nahi aaya tha.

sir-tumare vajase usne muze bhi nahi karne diya.

Avi-sorry sir

sir-jane do. ye batav yaha kis liye aaye ho

Avi-muze aap se ek kaam tha

sir-kya kaam .kahi tum muze blackmail karne ki to nahi soch rahe ho

Avi-aisa kuch karne ka main soch bhi nahi sakata . aap to mere friend ho.

sir-sir se friend bana diya. chalo kohi bat nahi.kya kaam tha wo to batav

Avi-muze vodaka ki bottle chaiye thi

sir-kya vodka. tum drink karte ho

Avi-haa,kabi kabi. kya aap ke pass hai.

sir-haa hai. main abi lakar deta hu . par kisi ko wo vali batana mat

Avi-nahi bataunga

sir bottle lene ke liye kamre me chale gaye. Aur kiran rashoi ghar se tea lekar aa gayi.

kiran-ye lo tea

Avi-kiran ki boobs ko gurte huye.kya doodh hai

kiran-meri najar ka picha karate huye.kya kaha

Avi-pir se boobs ko gurte huye.main ne kaha khonsa dood dala hai

kiran-batmiz kahi ke

Avi-main kya kiya. main to ye pucha ki konsa dood dala hai.cow ka ya pir buffalo ka.main buffalo ka dood nahi pita. Muze doctor ne manaa kiya hai. Is liye puch raha tha.(zut)

kiran-sharmida hote huye .sorry muze laga ki...
Tea me Cow ka dood dala hai.

Avi-aap ko kya laga tha kahi aap ..

kiran ka chehara lal ho gaya. aur wo undar chali gayi.

main ne sir se 2 bottle 180ml ki le li. aur market jakar kar cold drink le kar pooja bua ke ghar aa gaya