Main , Meri Family Aur Mera Gaon (Part -02)

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Main sabhare ke pure kaam katam kar ne ke bad pooja bua ke ghar chala gaya. Sab sweta didi ke kamare me baite kar khel rahe the. Main bhi unke sath khelne laga . Khelne ke bad komal kavita aur leena apne apne ghar chali gayi.. Sweta didi bhi bed par let gayi. Main ne sital ko apne ghar chalne ko kaha . Wo mere sath aane ko tayyar ho gayi.

Main ne pooja bua ko kaha ki main choti chachi aur sital ke sath kheto me ja raha hu.pooja bua ne jane ki ijajat de di. Pir main sital ke sath ghar aa gaya. Ghar par teeno chachi so rahi thi. Main ne sital ko mere kamre me baita kar choti chachi ke pass chala gaya.

Avi-chachi uto na

C Chachi-kya hai .muze sone do

Avi-bas 2 minute ka kaam hai.

C Chachi-kya hai. meri neend kharab kar di

Avi-chachi wo wo

C Chachi-ab bol bhi do ,nahi to muze sone do

Avi-aap guass to nahi hai.

C Chachi-nahi hu.ab bolo

Avi-wo muze kheto me jana hai

C Chachi-is wakt

Avi-haa

C Chachi-aaj to tere chacha bhi nahi hai pir itni garmi me kheto me jakar kya karna hai tuze.

Avi-ek kaam karna hai.

C Chachi-kaisa kaam ... kahi tu kisi ke sath chudai karne ke liye to nahi ja raha hai.

Avi-chudai karne ke liye hi ja raha hu

C Chachi-kheto me kisi ne dek liya to

Avi-is wakt kheto me kohi nahi hota hai.

C Chachi-galati se kohi aa gaya to

Avi-main sab samal lunga

C Chachi-tik hai ja. par itna to bata kis ke sath ja raha hai.

Avi-pahale vada karo ki aap guass nahi karongi.

C Chachi-main kabi tuz par guass huyi hu jo aaj hone vali hu.

Avi-pir bhi aap meri kasam kha lo

C Chachi-tik hai teri kasam

Avi-sital ke sath

C Chachi-kya?

Avi-sital ke sath

C Chachi-pagal ho gaya hai kya tu.ya pir bhang kha li hai jo kuch bhi bol raha hai

Avi-sach me sital ke sath

C Chachi-wo teri bahan hai

Avi-kuch nahi hota.

C Chachi-ab tume main kaise samajau

Avi-sital bhi tayyar hai.

C Chachi-kya

Avi-haa.wo abi mere kamre me baiti hai.

C Chachi-tune hi kaha hoga sital se

Avi-nahi. sital ne muze apna boyfriend banaya hai.

C Chachi-uska kya jata hai boyfriend banane me. kuch ho gaya to sab tuze hi galliya denge.

Avi- jab tak aap ho aisa kuch nahi hoga.

C Chachi-abi uski shadi honi baki hai. agar aise chudai kar ke sasural jayengi to wo log use vapas bhej denge

Avi-aisa kuch nahi hone vala. aur sahar me to shadi se pahale chudai karte hai.

C Chachi-matlab tu nahi maan ne vala.

Avi-usko ek sati ki jarurat hai. Pata hai chachi sital ladko se itni nafarat karne lagi hai ki wo shayad shadi hi na kare. Agar aaj main uske sath nahi gaya to wo pir kabi shadi nahi karegi. Main uske bhale ke liye usko pyar kar raha hu.

C Chachi-tu sach kah raha hai ya pir muze pattane ke liye aisa bol raha hai

Avi-main kabi aap se zut bola hai jo aaj bolunga.

C Chachi-lekin

Avi-lekin wekin chodiye,ye bataiye aap kya chahati ho.

C Chachi-main to bas tuze khush dekna chahati hu
Yeh mast kahani Desibees pe padh rahe .
Avi-pir meri khushi ke liye maan jaiye na

C Chachi-tik hai. jo karna hai kar le .

Avi-main chachi ke gale lag gaya.meri pyari chachi

C Chachi-par tune muze neend jagaya kyu .muze nahi lagata ki ye bat batane ke liye muze neend se jagaya hoga.

Avi-aap ki madat ke bina ye chudai nahi ho sakati

C Chachi-kyu

Avi-aapko bhi mere sath kheto me chalna hai

C Chachi-muze kyu sath lekar ja raha hai

Avi-agar main akela sital ke sath kheto me gaya. aur gaon valo ne dek liya to. ya pir pooja bua ne ghar aakar pucha ki sital kaha hai aur agar unko pata chala ki sital mere sath kheto me akele wo bhi dopehar me gayi hai to pooja bua ko sak ho jayenga.

C Chachi-tik hai main chalati hu.kya mere samane karenga

Avi-nahi. aapke samane nahi .aap kheto me jo ghar hai vaha rah kar najar rakana

C Chachi-tik hai.par kheto me karonge kaha

Avi-aam ke bagiche me jaha riya ki gand mari thi. vaha kohi nahi aata .

C Chachi-par tu ghar me kyu nahi karta

Avi-pedo ke niche karne me maza aata hai. aur sital kuwari hai. pahali bar agar ghar me kiya to badi chachi ko pata chal jayenga.

C Chachi-main sirf is bar aa rahi hu. agali bar ghar me karna

Avi-aur ek bar chalna padega

C Chachi-kyu

Avi-jab gand marunga tab

C Chachi-tik hai. par us ke bad nahi aaungi.

Avi-chaliye jaldi sital hamara intazar kar rahi hai.

C Chachi-sital ne mere aane se chudai karne ko manaa kiya to

Avi-main ne use bata diya hai

C Chachi-kya tune hamare bareme sital ko bata diya hai.

Avi-wo nahi bataya. main sital ko ye bataya ki choti chachi ke sath jane se hame kohi problem nahi hogi aur chachi to kheto me jo ghar vahi rukati hai. ham chachi ko bol denge ki ham aam thod kar aate hai.

C Chachi-wo maan gayi

Avi-haa maan gayi.ab chaliye jaladi

C Chachi-ruko main didi ko batakar aati hu. tab tak tum jane ki tayyari karo(muze seema didi ko batana hoga. suman didi to jane nahi dengi)

Avi-tik hai. aap jaladi tayyar ho kar mere kamre me aa jaiye.