Main , Meri Family Aur Mera Gaon (Part -02)

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Sham me 7.00pm baje meri neend khul gayi.main fresh ho gaya aur bed par baite kar sochne lapa ki sweta didi ke samane kaisa jau.

Main abi soch raha tha ki kamre me sital didi aa gayi.

Sital-Avi, yaha akele kyu baite ho ,chalo niche sab baite kar bate karte hai.

Avi-didi, wo kitab...

Sital-to tum book ke vajase niche nahi aa rahe ho.

Avi-haa

Sital-sweta didi ne kaha na ki unko book se kohi problem nahi hai. Tum apne dimag se ye khayal nikal do ki didi tumse naraz hai.ab chalo niche.aur thodi smile ke sath chalo nahi to didi ko lagega ki tum book ki vajase pareshan ho.

Avi-tum chalo main 10 minute me aata hu.

Sital didi niche chali gayi. Thodh der bad main bhi niche chala aaya. Niche sweta didi,sital didi,poonam didi aur raj baite kar bate kar rahe the. uncle duty par jane ke liye tayyar ho rahe the. Uncle ki night duty thi.

sweta-Avi, kaisa lag raha sahar aakar

Avi-sahar to acha par abi tak tik se deka nahi

sweta-kal dopehar me tume sahar dika dungi

sital-haa,kal ham sab ghumne ke liye jayenge.

Avi-muze to kab se shahar dekne ki icha hai

Poonam-ghumne se pahale tum apne liye kapde le lo.ye kapde pahan kar ghumne jayenge to sab ham par hasne lagenge

Avi-main bhi yahi soch raha tha.

sital-tum gaon ke kapdo me tik tak dikate ho. agar shahar ke kapdo me kaise dikonge ye to main jarur dekana chaungi.

Avi-main to gaon se hi soch kar aaya hu ki sabse pahale apne liye ache kadpe kharid lu.aap sath rahogi to kapde lene me muskil nahi hogi.

sweta-ham bhi chahate hai ki hamara bhai hero jaisa dike

Avi-muze to bas ek simple sa shahar jaisa ladka bana do

sweta-tum bas dekte jav ham kya kya karte hai tumare sath

sital-sweta ke kaan(ear)me dire se kahati. didi itne paise kaha se aayenge.

Avi-main ne sital didi ki bat sun li. Didi main gaon se paise lekar aaya hu

Poonam-1000 ya 2000 se kuch nahi hota.

Avi-mere pass 60,000 hai

sweta-kya ?itne paise kaha se laye ho.

Avi-gaon se

Poonam-kahi tum ne chori to nahi ki

Avi-nahi. chori nahi ki. ye mere ab tak ke bachaiye huye paise hai
Yeh mast kahani Desibees pe padh rahe .
sital- itne sare. ho hi nahi sakata

Avi-main sach kah raha hu

sweta-tik hai. itne paiso me ho jayega

Avi-kuch kapde aapke liye le lenge.kuch chachi ke liye.

Poonam-kya bat hai.hamare liye bhi lene vale ho

Avi-haa,kal chalate hai kapde lene ke liye.

sital-kal to jayenge hi par pahale golgappe kha kar aate hai.

Poonam-haa .raj ko bhi acha lagenga.

ham society se bahar aa gaye. society ke bahar ek golgappe ki dukan(shop) thi. vaha par kuch ladke aur ladki bhi thi. ham dukan me chale gaye.

Hamare aate hi sab mere taraf dekne lage. Sab muze dek kar has rahe the. Ham jaha baite the vaha par jo 2 ladkiya thi .wo to jada has rahi thi. Wo dono ladkiya judawa thi wo lagatar has rahi thi.
1st ladki-kya sital shahar me kohi mila nahi jo gaon se bandar(monkey)uta kar layi ho.

2nd ladki-gaon se nahi zoo se hoga. Aise bandar vahi milte hai

1st ladki-uske pass iske siwa dusara rasta bhi nahi tha. Shahar ke ladke bahanji ke piche nahi lagate.bahanji ko GF nahi banate.

2nd ladki-deko ek bahanji aur dusara bhaisahab ya pir kahu bandar,kya jodi hai,out of world

Shop me jitne log the sab has rahe the.

Muze un dono ladkiyo pe bahot guass aa raha tha. Muze kuch bhi kahati muze bura nahi lagata par un dono ne sital didi ka mazak udaya tha.main apni jaga se khada ho raha tha un dono ko sabak sikhane ke liye.par sital didi ne mera hant pakad kar vapas baita diya.

Sital-jane do Avi,ye dono aisi hi hai, tum kyu inke muh lag kar apna mood kharab karna chahate ho.

Avi-un dono ne tumara mazak udaya hai.pir bhi tum muze rok rahi ho.

Sital-ham is ladai ko alag tara se khatam karenge. Ham kal un dono ko batayege ki tum shahar ke ladko se kahi jada ache ho.

Avi-kal aisa kya karne vali ho

Sital-wo to kal hi pata chal jayega. Chalo golgapphe khate hai.

Main ne khud par control kiya .pir ham sab golgappe khane lage. ham ne jaladi se golgappe kha liye. main ne golgappe ke paise de diye.

sweta-ye kya kar rahe ho

Avi-paise de raha hu

sweta-tum yaha mehamaan ho. tu bas ghumo ,piro.khao..,paise ham denge

Avi-aap ne diye kya main ne diye ek hi bat hai.

Poonam-ab de diye na. jane do par kal se aisa mat karna

Avi-ji poonam didi

Poonam-yor ye ji ji bolna band karo.

Avi-ok poonam didi

Poonam-tum to jaladi samaj jate ho

Pir ham ghar aa gaye .ghar aane par ham ne khana kha liya. khana khane ke bad didi ,raj ,main aur jyoti bua bate karne lage. raj bus me soya tha aur main sham me is liye hame neend nahi aa rahi thi. kabi ham gaon ki bate karte to kabi didi sahar ki bate batati.

raat 11.00pm baje tak ham bate karte rahe. pir ham sab sone chale gaye.