Main , Meri Family Aur Mera Gaon (Part -02)

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Next day

Aaj main jaladi school se vapas aa gaya. Ghar par aaj khane me meeta banaya tha . Khana khane ke bad main pooja bua ke ghar chala gaya. 2 din se main ne chudai nahi ki thi.

Bua ghar jate wakt main khush tha. Par ghar me jate hi muze zatka laga. Aaj raj school nahi gaya tha.. Bua mere chehare ki udasi dek kar khud udas ho gayi. Main bua ke ghar se komal ke pass chala gaya.

Mera man aaj padai me nahi lag raha tha. main aaj jaladi ghar vapas aa gaya.

Raat ko khana khane ke bad kamare me aa gaya. Socha aaj chudai karne ko to nahi mili uski jaga lund hila leta hu.

Tabi muze madam ki kitab kya khayal aaya. Socha chalo kitab dekte huye lund hilata hu.

Main ne bed ke niche se kitab nikaal li. Kitab me ki nangi picture dek ne laga. Aur lund ko hilane laga. Aaj lund ko hilane me maza aa raha tha.

Jaise jaise pane palat rahe the vaise vaise lund ko hilane ki gati badh rahi thi.

Thodi der bad sare pane khatam ho gaye .mera veerye nikal gaya. Main ne veerye saf kiya. aur kitab ko bed ke niche rakh diya.

Madam ne to muze chudai ki aadat laga di. Pahale main sirf mona ki chudai dekta tha. Par ab main chudai karne me lag gaya

Pahale ek bhi ladki muzse bat nahi karti thi. Aur ab mona , mala, aur rati muzse bate karne ke liye mar bi sakti hai.

Mona aur rati to meri deewani ho gayi hai. Main jab chahu tab un dono ki chudai kar sakta hu....

Lekin mala ke sath aaram se karna chaiye tha. Shayad mala ko acha nahi laga. Us din ke bad mala se bat bhi nahi ho payi.

Milne ke bad mala se mafi mang lunga. Shayad Maf karne ke bad mala bhi muzse chud jayegi.

Pooja bua ne to mere liye rakesh ko chod diya. Bua bhi to damdar mal hai. Bua ko khush rakne se mera kam bhi ho jayega. Muze bhi chudai karne ko milegi.

Sath hi bua ne promise kiya hai ki rakerh ki bahen ko bhi maana lengi. Pir ek nayi choot milegi.

Madam aapne to muze jannat dika di. Muze pata nahi tha ki main jaha rah raha hu vahi jannat hai.

Main madam ke bareme soch raha tha ki achanak muze kuch yaad aa gaya .

main ne jaladi se ut gaya. Main ne madam ki kitab ko pir se nikaal liya. Kitab ke pane palat ne laga. Do teen bar kitab ko dek ne bad main pareshan ho gaya.

Mera chehara pila padane laga. Chehare se pasina chutne lage.

Main bhokala gaya. Muze to kuch samaj me hi nahi aa raha tha ki main kya karu. Main apne sar ko pakad kar baite gaya. Kash main ne madam ki bat maan li hoti . To muze ye din nahi dekne ko milta.

Main soch raha tha ki tabi kisi ne gate khat khattaya

Main duva mang raha tha ki chacha ko wo chitti na mili ho. Chachi se to main mafi mang lunga.

Main ne darte darte gate khol diya. Jo na hona tha vahi ho gaya. Samne chacha nahi the par jiska muze chacha ke bad sab se jada dar lagata hai wo choti chachi khadi thi.

Choti chachi ke hanto me madam ki chitti thi. chachi undar aa kar bed par baite gayi. meri aur dekne lagi. muze to 'kato to khoon' jaisa lag raha tha. main sar ko niche kar ke khada tha.

Choti chachi-guasse me ye sab kya

Avi-main chup chap khada tha

Choti chachi-main tume kuch puch rahi hu

Avi-main rone laga

Choti chachi-ab ro kyu rahe ho . chup ho jav.

Avi-main ne rona band kiya.

Choti chachi-baito yaha

Avi-main baite gaya

Choti chachi-ye sab kya hai Avi.

Avi-wo galati se

Choti chachi-kya galati se. ye jo tumne kiya wo kohi galati se nahi karta .

Avi-wo main...

Choti chachi-pura ek hafta galati karte rahe .ye kaisi galati thi tumari

Avi-wo pahale galti se ho ga

Choti chachi-aur pir janbuz kar galati karte gaye

Avi- aisa nahi hai

Choti chachi-muze puri bat batav ki ye sab kaise hua.nahi to tumare chacha ko bata dungi

Avi-wo main ne madam ko ek sawal pucha uske bad sab suru hua.

Choti chachi-kaisa sawal

Avi- muze laga ki muze kohi bimari hai uski bareme pucha tha.

Choti chachi-kaisi bimari

Avi-muze laga ki meri nunni me kuch problem hai

Choti chachi-kya nunni bol rahe ho ab bade ho gaye ho . tum to bade bade kaam kar rahe ho ,saf saf bolo nahi to

Avi-wo muze laga ki mera

Choti chachi-bol na lund

Avi-haa vahi. muze laga ki mera lund

C Chachi-kya laga tume

Avi-muze laga ki mera lund baki sab se bada hai

C Chachi-tume aisa kyu laga

Avi-wo main ne apne friend ke lund dek wo chote the

C Chachi-to tum ye bat hame bhi bata sakate the

Avi-wo main dar gaya tha ki aapse kaise puchu

C Chachi-kyu baki bate to puch lete ho ,kahi tumne janbuz kar madam se pucha to nahi

Avi-nahi. wo bato bato me puch liya

C Chachi-uske bad to bata sakate the.

Avi-wo madam ne manaa kiya tha

C Chachi-matlab ab tum madam ki bat maanoge hamari nahi

Avi-madam ne kaha tha ki kisiko pata chal gaya to madam ki badnaami ho jayegi.

C Chachi-aur agar madam ne tume faisaya hota to.wo tumara galat isatamal kar leti to

Avi-main kya karata muze to kuch samaj me nahi aa raha tha

C Chachi-ab tum bache to ho nahi ki tume samaj me nahi aaya. agar tume kuch ho jata to hamara kya hota ye socha hai kabi tumne

Avi-main rone laga

C Chachi-ye rona band karo kya bacho ki tara rone lag jate ho

Avi-main ne rona ban ki

C Chachi-ab muze sab bate batav ki kaise hua,kyu hua,kiske vajase hua. suru se suru karo

Avi-wo madam ki kitab......
...........................main ne sari bat chachi ko bata di

C Chachi-to aisa hua

Avi-ab isme meri kya galati hai

C Chachi-kuch bi ho .chaku kharbhuze pe gire ya kharbhuza chaku pe galati to chaku ki hoti hai.

Avi-main ne apna sar niche zuka liya.
C Chachi-aur kis kiske sath kiya hai

Avi-bas madam ke sath

C Chachi-tume kya main chutiya dikati hu. main ne tumse jada duniya deki hai.sach batate ho ki

Avi-main sach bol raha hu

C Chachi-deko daro mat muze sab sach sach bata do. isme tumara faiyada hai.

Avi-(chachi chacha ko nahi batayegi. agar main ne chachi ko sab bata diya to. main mona ke bareme bata deta hu)
ek ladki ke sath bhi kiya hai

C Chachi-kya naam hai uska

Avi-mona naam hai uska, mere hi school me padati hai.

C Chachi-kya?school ki ladki ke sath

Avi-wo pahale bhi kar chuki thi

C Chachi-tume kya usne bataya.

Avi-usne nahi. main khud deka tha wo apne bhai aur b.f. ke sath kar rahi thi.

C Chachi-to tum ne usko blackmail kiya.

Avi-nahi .wo khud muzse karne ko tayyar ho gayi

C Chachi-tum me aisi khonsi bat hai jo wo tumare sath karne ke liye tayyar ho gayi.

Avi-muze kya pata .aap mona se puch lo

C Chachi-tik hai. aur kiske sath kiya hai.

Avi-sab to bata diya ab aur kya bacha hai.

C Chachi-jada mat bano. tum jawan ho rahe ho. aur is age me ek bar chudai kar lo to aadat lag jati hai. tum to 2 ke sath kar chuke ho. muze nahi lagata ki tum 2 se hi santust ho gaye hoge. bata bi do .muzse mat daro main tumare chacha ko nahi bataungi.

Avi-aap chacha ko mat batana tabi main bataunga

C Chachi-tik hai nahi bataungi.

Avi-jab aap gaon chale gaye the tab pooja bua ke sath bhi kar liya

C Chachi-kya? pooja bua ke sath bhi. wo kaise maan gayi

Avi-bua to pahale se unki sahali ke bhai rakesh ke sath karati hai. ab mere sath bhi kar liya.

C Chachi-muze laga hi tha ki rakesh aur pooja bua me kuch chal raha hai.

Avi-main ne bua se kaha ki hafte me ek bar karte rahenge


C Chachi-tum to meri soch se bhi aage nikal gaye

Avi-sar niche kar liya

C Chachi-tume kiske sath jada maza aaya

Avi-main nahi bataunga aap bura maan jayengi

C Chachi-ab itna bata diya hai tab bura nahi maana ab kyu manungi

Avi-wo pooja bua ke sath

C Chachi-kya. pooja bua to tumse badi hai. mona to tumare jitni hai uske sath kyu nahi.

Avi-wo wo wo

C Chachi-ab bata do

Avi-wo bua hai isliye

C Chachi-kya. bua hai isliye

Avi-pata nahi par bua ke sath karne me kuch alag raha tha

C Chachi-kaisa alag lag raha tha

Avi-muze nahi pata par madam aur mona ke sath jo nahi laga wo bua ke sath laga tha

C Chachi-tik hai main samaj gayi.