Maa ka khayal

[Takecareofmeplease]

Part 21
Ab aage...
Hum dono maa bete ghar me hi pahunche the ke fir rahul ka phone aaya aur use maine kuch nahi bataya ke ek aur dost aur ek aur aurat chud ne ko Milne vali hai. Kyonki use sirf lund ki pukar hi dikhti hai... Isliye use kahana bekar hai... Kishan ke sath kaise kya kare wo sochna tha. Viki ne apne maa ko shamil karne ki planning sop di hai. Use ab muje samne se kuch bolne ki jarurat nahi hai... Meri maa ko choda hai to apni maa ko chudvayega mujse par mere liye wo mahenat 2 aur dosto ke liye bhi karni hogi. ...
Maine venue taiyar kar diya. Maa aur viki ke maa ke kapade Viki taiyar karega. Kishan ka to birthday tha. Rahul ko bolenge to wo lund le kar aa jayega. Venue kapade sab aapko mai time aane par bataunga... Ab sawal hai papa ka... Uska kya kare?
Maine maa se pucha...
Mai: maa kya karenge papa ka?
Maa: muje bhi wahi saval ho raha hai...
Mai: papa ka office kam kyo nahi aa jata? Kahi bahar nahi chale jate?
Maa: Saturday Sunday hai. Ghar par hi honge...
Ye sawal sabase bada aag lagane wala tha. Kya kare!?.... Idea....... Wow idea... Idea idea.... Ideaaaaaaaaa
Monday sham tak maine rahul ko nahi aane diya aur maa ko sirf mai, jab bhi moka mila chodta rhaa... masalata raha aur thokata raha... Gand marta rha... Aur maine mere planning ke anusar papa ko bhagane ka intezam karne ke bad rat ko papa aaye tab bat karne baithe...
Mai: papa aap bahot sal pahale business ke liye soch rahe the. Aur fir fail hua to aapka thoda dhyaan ghar me ukhada ukhada rahata hai... Mai chahta hu ke aap wahi sahas ek bar fir se karo...
Mere papa ne export import ka business start kiya tha. Kagaj ke vyapar ka... Yaha se yani ke india se kagaj kharidakar export kiya tha Nigeria. Kuch papers kam pade kuch Nigerian logo ne galat kiya aur overall sara maal udhar chala gaya aur ek bhi paisa nahi mila. Kuch galati partner ne ki thi. Kuch galati papa ne partner par bharosa kar ke ki thi. Overall samay kharab tha aur sab band ho gaya. Nukasan halaki utna nahi tha par 5 lakh to gaye the har ek ke. Ek partner jo farar ho gaya tha wo Nigeria me chala gaya. Dikhne me wo bhaga tha. Par wo un logo se mil kar sara khel samaj ne gaya tha. Unka kai bar papa par phone aaya ke sare paise wapas la sakte hai hm bas unpe bharosa kare. Par papa ko ab yahi ruk jana tha. Papa ek bar Nigeria jaye to kam ho sakata hai. 1 week me Nigeria jane ka plan to nahi ho pane vala tha par mera manna tha ke birthday ka gift bad plan kare. Papa udhar chale jaye to fir yaha ghar par mauje hi mauje... Sare din birthday hote rahenge. Ye business me 5 partner the usse bat karne wo ye Saturday Sunday meeting organise karr to bhi hame achcha mauka mil sakata hai. Dusra ... 5 me se ek bhag gaya tha. 1 mere papa aur baki ke tin jo the usme se ek delhi, ek mumbai aur ek banglore shift ho gaya tha. Aur ham rahate hai pune. Aaj aapko thoda parichay de hi deta hu. To mera plan tha ke sare 4 dost mile aur iska kuch kare. Papa ko kai bar maine is direction me sochte hue dekha tha. Unke dosto se bat karte dekha tha. Ke kuch bhi kar ke wo bhage hue partner par thoda vishwas kare. Aur kuch jabardast plan action kare... To hi ham log birthday celebration kar sake...
Papa: bete bat to sahi kah raha hai. Par share partner man nahi rahe. Sab ab apni duniya me mast hai. Agar ek ka bhi sath hota to...
Mai: papa mera mann na hai ke aapjo rubru ek bar mukha chahie.
Papa: hmmm
Mai: mera manna hai ke aap rubru milenge to aap apna plan acche se bata paoge... Shayad koi man jae... Shayad kirit uncle (jo bhag gae hai) wo waha fas gae ho aur usko bhi aap chhuda pao...
Papa: muje to yhi nahi smaj aa raha ke hamare to sirf 5 lakh fase he. Aur tin partner ke to karib karib 10 10 lakh fase hai. Aur Kirit ke bhi 10 lakh the. Sirf hamare hi kam fase hai. To fir bhi sirf muje hi... Chhod...
Mai: isiliye papa mai chahta hu ke aap log ek bar milo
Papa: aur wo log ki condition to hamari jitni achhi bhi nahi hai...
Mai: ha papa. Par ek bar... Ek kam karo yahi week ek bar ho kar aao... Banglore jao aur waha sab ko bulane ke liye insist karo. Aap ke pas aaj ka din chhod kar fir bhi 4 din hai. Milna possible ho sakata hai aur agar delhi vale uncle na pahuch paye to fir aap log unke sath online conference kar lena... Kaise bHi... But milo aap log...
Papa: hmmm chal bat to sahi hai. Chal kal hi kuch plan karta hu..
Chalo tir nishane lar lag gaya tha... Papa ko is kam me aage badhna tha to wo jane ke liye kuch to plan karenge aisa muje vishvas tha... Maa ne ek aankh mar kar muje congratulations diya aur... Mere kan me aa kar boli...
Maa: tu mera harami beta hai... Aakhir kar tu muj par sab ko ek sath chadhane ke bad hi manega...
Mai: maa aap sabako chut aur gand dete dete thak na jao isiliye Viki ki maa ka bhi intezam kar hi to diya hai...
Maa: pata pata hai... Par sab usko ignore karenge...
Mai: ha wo to sab tuj par chadhne ko hi utavale rahenge...
Maa: chal ab mai rat ko as usual aati hu...
Mai: thaki nahi ho aap?
Maa: thakan mitane ko hi aa rahi hu..
Ham dono has pade... Rat ko maa nangi hi mere kamare me aai aur bhot der tak ham dono ekdusre ke badan se aanand lete rahe aur fir maa apne kamare me chali gai... Bahot achchi life kat rahi thi...
Dusre din mangalavar ko...
Maine viKi ko phone kiya...
Mai: kya bhai aunty ko kuch bola birthday party ke liye?
Viki: are kal rat bahot choda usko.. par wo koi friend ko include karna nahi chahti aur yaha to 2 aur log hai tere alava.. tere liye mai fir bhi bat karunga... Aur ek din tujko upr chadha dunga..
Mai: are par birthday vale din meri maa akeli kitne logo ko sambhalegi?
Viki: are us din teri maa ke liye mai jo kapde bana raha hu. Wo kisi randi se kam nahi lagegi. Aur randiyo ke liye randiyo ka sirf badan dekha jata hai. Uski ichha ya thakan nahi... Par abhi bhi time hai... Mai bolta hu tuje...
Sala meri maa to chod dali. Apni maa ko chudvane me kyo nakhre kar raha hai? Muje iske ghar jana padega... Wo office me ho usi time par mai unke ghar gaya... Udhar muje rahul ka phone aaya...
Rahul: kidhar hai?
Mai: bas ek kam ke liye bahar ja raha hu... Kyo?
Rahul: ha to tu ja.. mai suman randi ko chodne ja raha hu...hai na ghar par.?
Mai: ja tu use hi puch kya karykram hai aaj ka...
Rahul: ruk mai conference le kar puch hi leta hu...
Rahul ne maa ko conference me call liya...
Maa: ha bol rahul..
Rahul: sun randi. Darpan to bahar hai. Akele maza karenge aau kya? Darpan line par hi hai...
Maa: tu kab se permission lene laga rahul? Randi bola aur fir puch raha hai? Randiyo ko bistar par unki aukat dikhai jati hai... Use chodne ke liye pucha nahi jata.. aaja.. wait kar rahi hu..
Mai: maa use kal ki bat nahi batani hai...
Rahul: kaunsi bat?
Maa: tuje chudai chahie ya javab?
Rahul: aaaaaaa.... Chudai...
Maa: to jaldi aa mai nangi rah dekh rahi hu... Tu aaja to mai nangi hi daravaza kholungi...
Wo dono bat kar rahe the aur maine phone kat liya... Aur mai pahunch gaya Viki ke ghar pe... ViKi to ghar par tha nahi aur ghar khola nokar chakar ne..
Naukar: bethe. Mem sab abhi aa jayenge..
Aur abhi to mai baitha hi tha ke aunty niche utri..



Ha ye bat to sach hai ke maa ke mukable mamme chhote hai. Par ye bhi to sach bat hai ke unke pas bhi 3 chhed hai. Total 6 chhed aur 4 lund... Ek aurat 4 sambhal sakati hai jyada se jyada... Par us ke liye ek gaand ya chut me 2 lund dalna padega. Par ab ye agar aa jaye to 2 jan 4 chhed. Chalega. 
Iske mamme chhote to hai aur meri maa ke mukable utna mal nahi hai par mardo ko chhed chahie agar wo chust hai to fir chahera koi nahi dekhta... Ye to patane me aasani rahani chahie. Kyonki naukaron ke samne bhi agar ye is tarah rah sakati hai to fir ... Aur ha ye bhi to meri maa ke tarah apne bete se chud chuki hai... Aur mera to lund bhi Viki se bada hai...
Par ab mai aunty se bate kya karu aur use kya kahu? Sidha aise bolu ke Saturday Sunday ko chudai ka program hai aur hame 2 chut chahie. Ek chut to hai dusri ka intezam karna hai kya aap aayegi? Aisa to bol nahi sakata.. pahale to ise patana padega aur usko ek bar chodna bhi padega... Par Viki sale ne meri maa ko mujse puch kar choda tha aur mai use bina bataye chad jau to use bura lagega... Muje ye chutiya saval waha ja kar aaya... Ab mai kya karu? Mai havas khor thodi rah dekhne ki jarurat thi. Viki khud apni maa ko sop ne vala to tha... Fir maine sirf Viki ke bare me pucha aur fir chal diya... Muje bahot bura mahsus hua ke maine kuch plan nahi kiya isbar proper...
Maine viKi ko phone lagaya...
Mai: bhai Viki teri tere maa se bat hui party ki?
Viki: wo kal actually papa mummy ko chode puri rat to mere bistar par aai hi nahi. To ab aaj meri bat hui hai to aaj rat chudai ke dauran mana lunga...
Mai: bhai mujse sabar nahi hua to mai aaj tere ghar pahuncha tha.  Par tujse puche bina kuch karna bura hoga... Tu bhi to muje puch kar hi to meri maa ko chode the...
Viki: are bhai tension mat le... Tu abhi bhi ja sakata hai agar pta sake to aaj hi faisla rat tak ho jayega... Aur rat ko mere ghar ruk jana to rat bhar me maa ko birthday plan me shamil kar lenge...
Mai: ha to mai jau ghar vapas?
Viki: ab ruk ek ghante bad jana... Mai kuch story banata hu aur tu uska hero ban kar ek ghante ke bad jana...
Maine phone to rakh diya aur ek ghante ka pure hone ka wait kar raha tha... Ke Viki kaun sa khail khelega apni maa ko chudvane ke liye...
Mai aise hi rasto par apni bike par ghum raha tha aur 20 minutes me Viki ka phone aa gaya ...
Viki: sale ja... Wo ready hogi... Khatir dari ke liye...
Mai: 20 minute hue shayad se aisa kya plan bana liya bhai tune?
Viki: chal mai tuje bolta hu wo dhyan se sun. Aur kuch gadbad mat karna...
Mai: ok
Viki: dekh... Ruk ek kam kar... Mai tuje meri chat ke screenshot nikal ke bhejta hu padh le... To jyada samaj aayega....
Maine jaise hi screenshot aane lage padhne laga...
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Screenshot 1
Viki: maa darpan aaya tha ghar?
Maa: ha aaya to tha par tera kam hai kar ke nikal gaya...
Viki: kya maa bhag gaya... Aap to itni khubsurat ho...
Maa: aur upar se mai to saree ke upar khali saree pahane thi... Important hai kya?
Viki: college me ek bar dekha tha danda hai uska bada sa... Important to nahi hai...
Screenshot 2
Maa: to fir... Use kuch hua kyo nahi...
Viki: to kya aapne bola tha ke aaja me chudne ke liye taiyar hu.. chal upar room me ja kar mast chudai karte hai...?
Maa: naa mai kaise bol sakati hu...
Viki: to use pagal kutte ne kata hai ke wo aakar sidha aap par chadh jaye?
Maa: hmmm
Viki: ek bar mujse bhi aage ki soch... Aise dost mil jayenge to aapko chudai ke liye option mil jayenge... To aapko fir chudai karvane ke liye wait nahi karna padega...
Screenshot 3
Maa: chalo koi nahi next time...
Viki: ruko mai abhi kuch kam ke liye vapas bhejta hu... Dekhte hai ke aap is challenge ko kaise accept karte hai...
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Maine viKi ko pucha phone laga kar...
Mai: muje kya kam ke liye bheja ja rhaa hai...
Viki: mai kuch lingerie sets ghar par bhul chuka hu...
Mai: hmmm aur muje kuch ke liye hairan ho kar puchna hai...
Viki: nahi nahi... Sun to sahi puri bat... Tuje wo lingerie sets me photoshoot karna hai jaise mai karta hu...
Mai: oh... Par ...
Viki: camera maa khud degi... Ab sambhal lena bhai.. muje abhi kafi sare kam nipta ne hai... Bas chode bina mat aana... Aur ho sake to gand ke liye mana lena...
Usne to phone kat diya... Ab muje kahani ke jo jo missing parts hai use banana hai... Wo ekdam majbut nahi honge to bhi chalega. Kyonki waha aunty jiska nam parvati hai wo chud ne ke liye meri rah dekh rahi hai...