Maa ka khayal

[Takecareofmeplease]

Ab aage...

Papa nah dho ke aaye hmne khana khaya. Maa tab tak aam kapdo me aaa gai thi.. papa khana kha ke so ne chale gae... Maa aise hi dining table par baithi thi... Maine maa se bat karni chahi...

Mai: maa aap sach me khubsurat dikh rahe the. 
Maa: tuje bhi to sab khula khula lag raha tha... chhod...
Mai: maine aise kabhi aapko dekha nahi... Baki sach me aapko ye regularly pahana chahie... Fashion hai market me....
Maa: hmmm par tere papa ko kuch pasand nahi...
Mai: are maa aap papa ko ignore karo jaise wo aapko karte hai...
Maa: mai nahi kar sakti bete shadi ki hai maine usse...
Mai: maa aap galat samaj rahi ho. Ignore mane uski bato ko ignore karo. Uske samne kuch mat karo. Baki maze karo.

Maine use comfortable feel karvaya....

Maa: ha... Ye bhi sahi hai... Tu bata kaisa chal rha hai. Kafi dino ke bad bat karne baithe aise... Koi girlfriend ka aagman hua?
Mai: maa mai in sab chizo me kachcha hu. Ha rahul hoshiyar hai...
Maa: (has di) ha wo bahot hoshiyar hai....
Mai: kyo kya hua?
Maa: are kuch nahi. Bas itna to pata chal jata hai... 
Mai: hmm bas to muje thoda sankoch hai...

Maa thodi der chup hi rahi. Lagata hai use rahul ke sath bitaye pal yad aa gae honge... Wo kho si gai...

Mai: maa kaha kho gai...?
Maa: nahi beta kuch nahi... Bas kaisa hai rahul
Mai: kaha bat hoti hai. Wo bata raha tha ke unko ghar me thoda problem hai uske liye college bhi nahi aa raha...
Maa: hmmm ok ok... 
Mai: aapki unse bat hui hai kya?
Maa: nahi... (Had bada ke) nahi to? Kyo kya hua wo kuch bola kya?
Mai: are nahi maa just aise hi puch rhaa tha...

Thodi der silence rahi air uske bad mai so ne ke liye utha ke maa ne muje bola...

Maa: I slept with rahul...

Ab muje ye hamale ka javab nahi pata tha... Achanak var hua hai... Kya javab du? Muje gussa karna chahie? Muje bat karni chahie. Muje to pata hai... Muje kya karna chahie? Maa ne hi chupki todi...

Maa: did you hear that?

Maine sirf mundi hilai...

Maa: kuch bol to sahi. Bat kar muj se...
Mai: hmm kya bolu?
Maa: tu gussa ho raha hai? Kuch to bol?
Mai: samaj nahi aa raha ke kya bolu?
Maa: dil me hai wahi bol...
Mai: sunn sa ho gaya hai dimag mera...
Maa: darpan.... Mai bahak chuki thi... I mean hu... I mean... Tuje pata hai tere papa...
Mai: ab kya karna chahti ho?
Maa: nahi pata muje. Par muje smaj nahi aa raha...
Mai: aapko rahul pasand hai?
Maa: ha. 
Mai: kya use bhi aapse pyar hai?
Maa: hmmm
Mai: to fir muje kya karna hai isme?
Maa: (aankho me chamak si thi) to tuje koi aitraaz nahi?
Mai: ab waise bhi ho hi chuka hai jo hona tha. To ab mai kya karu?
Maa: matalab tu naraz hai?
Mai: maa wo mera dost hai... Ab use mai papa bulau?

Maine joke mara thoda halaka environment kar ne ke liye.... Ham dono has pade...

Mai: chilex maa... Ye aapki duniya hai. Aapki personal life hai. Mai kaun hota hu kuch bhi judge karne wala?
Maa: hmm
Mai: bas ye khayal karana ke kahi bhi kuch karne mai expose na ho jao... Waise sab hua kaha par?
Maa: (excitement me) wo yahi apne ghar pe...

Muje to sab anjan ban kar hi rahana tha...

Mai: apne ghar me?
Maa: aur ek bar tere bistar par...
Mai: (chok kar) mere... You mean... Aap aur ... Rahul... I mean mere bistar par.... Wow...
Maa: kyo wow?
Mai: are maa ... Ok kya mai thoda kul ke bat kar sakata hu?
Maa: ha beta maine tujse apni zindgi ki sabase private bat share kari hai. Tu bol ... Mai pahale teri achchi dost aur fir ek maa hu...
Mai: ok... Maine wow isliye kaha ke... Aap jaise khubsurat aurat mere bistar par bina kapadon ke.... Maa ye bistar ka bedsheet kabhi bhi dhona mat...
Maa: ha ha ha pagal hua hai kya? Wo to kal hi badal bhi di aur dho bhi dali... Evidence ko chhupa diya tha...
Mai: kya maa aap bhi... Ab aap jab milo tab please agar aapka man kare to mere bistar par... To... Samje na aap?
Maa: ok thik hai...
Mai: chalo maa mai so ne ja raha hu...
Maa: darpan tuje sach me koi aitraz nahi hai na?
Mai: are nahi maa...
Maa: to tu kal kitne baje jayega?
Mai: kyo? Rahul ko bulana hai?
Maa: hmmm
Mai: ab mai tuje boj lag rha hu?
Maa: aisa nahi hai...
Mai: maa mai ek bar rahul se bat kar lu... Sab baith ke clear kar dete hai. Fir ghar me mai hu ya nahi koi fark nahi padega... Thik? Mujse darne ki koi vajah nahi hai...
Maa: (aankh me aansu ke sath) thank you darpan....
Mai: it's ok maaaa....

Maine maa ke forehead par kiss kiya aur room me chala gaya... Shayad to maine sab achche se sambhal liya tha... Par rahul se bat karna jaruri tha.

Mai: hi
Rahul: kuch hua?
Mai: maa ne bam foda hai. Usne samne se tere aur maa ke rishte ke bare me khulam khulla bata diya hai... Aur utavali ho rahi hai ke kal mai kab jaldi college jau aur tuje wo bula sake...
Rahul: oh... My god... Ye kya kiya...
Mai: ab mere liye dilli aur bhi dur ho gai hai... Par maa aur papa ke bich ne aaj kuch aisa hua ke muje yahi sahi laga ke tum aur maa aage badho. Mai dekhta hu kahi fit ho pa raha hu... Mere liye maa ko khush dekhna hi aham bat hai... Mai maa ko hansil nahi karna chahta par mauka mile to paana chahta hu...
Rahul: thik hai jaisi teri marzi. Ab aage kya karna hai? Teri maa ko ye bhi nahi pata ke mai unki zindgi me teri vajah se aaya. tu already kafi kar chuka hai teri maa ke liye... Mai ye bat ek din mauka dekh kar jarur bataunga...
Mai: jaisi teri marji dost...
Rahul: nahi nahi. Yahi sahi hai. Plan to sare tere hi the. Maine to tune jis tarike se platform provide kiya uska use kiya hai... Chal koi nahi... Kal aata hu tere ghar par aur bat karte hai...

Ham dono bye karke so gae... Ajib kashmkash hai ye duniya me. Mai maa ko pyar ek maa aki tarah bhi karata hu aur ek aurat ki tarah paana bhi chahata hu... Muje nind kab aa gai subah hi mulakat ke intezar me ye pata nahi chala... Karna mai kuch aur chahata tha ho kuch aur raha hai. Postmaster se chitthi bhijvai aur mehbuba postmaster se hi pyar kar baithi... Isme aashiq jaye to jaye kaha?