Ek Gaon Ki Kahani Part II

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Aslam: “dinu, kaali gaand toh teri maa ki bhi hai, saali subah subha jab paani bharne ati hai toh kya gaand matka matka ke chalti hai.kya tune dekhi hai kabhi apni maa ki gaand”

Dinu: “haan ek baar dekhi thi, jab main kheton mein gaya tha.maa sandaas kar ke gaand dho rahi thi.Main jhaadiyon mein chhupke dekh raha tha. Bahut hi pyaari hai meri maa ki gaand, baal they ya nahin dekh nahin paya magar gaand toh bahut pyari lagi mujhe.Maine phir bahut baar koshish ki ma ko sandaas karte hue dekhne ki par maa aisi jagah baithti thi ke dekhna mushkil hota tha.”

Kallu: “Dinu,Teri behen Kajri ke bhi mamme nikal aaye hain,saali siirf chaudah saal ki hai magar mamme jaise koi chudi chudai randi ke hon.”
Haria: “Haan re dinu teri behen kajri ko to bahut chodne ka man karta hai, uski kunwari choot ki khushboo kya hogi. Choot to bahut kasi hui hogi teri behen kajri ki.aur gaand ki to kya kehne.Us saanwli si gaand mein munh maarne ko jee kar raha hai. Meri shaadi karwa dena re uske saath, mera saala ban jaa”

Dinu: ” Saale shaadi toh main khud apni behen kajri aur maa ke saath karna chahta hoon taake zindagi bhar unki Chhot aur gaand mein munh aur lauda maar sakun.gar main unko chodne mein kamyaab raha toh tum sab logon ko bhi chodne dunga.”
Aslam: “Theek hai re Dinu bharosa hai tujhpe,pehle tu chod le phir humsab milke ek din teri maa behen ko chodenge.”
Kallu: “Haria teri badi behen Asha ka kya hua ,uske liye koi rishta aaya tha na, kya pakka ho gaya?
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Haria: “arey kahan,us behen chod ko 50 Hazaar rokda, Scooter aur Tv dahej mein chahiye tha,hamaari itni haisiyat kahan,baapu toh kisi tarah shahar mein kaam karke ghar chala rahe hain.”

Aslam: “Saala jaane de,akal ghaas charne gayi thi uski aur Lund to tha hi nahin us bhadwe ka, jo teri behen asha se shaadi karne ke liye dahej maanga,agar main hota na asha Jaisi raand kutiya ki choot aur gaand ke liye Khud paise deke shaadi karta.”

Kallu: ‘Haan re Aslam sahi kehta hai,asha kya phataka hai,Chehra ekdum sonali bendre,mamme amisha patel,Gaand ekdum kareena kapoor ke jaisi,kamar shilpa shetty, bas rang hi thoda saanwla(wheatish dark) hai.Mgar ek number ki raand dikhti hai,aisa lagta hai uske chehre se ek lucd ko taras rahi hai.”

Dinu: “Haan re haria,itni chinnar behen jiski umar dhalte jaa rahi hai, bina Lund ke kaise guzaara karti hai. Kya uski choot aur gand mein lund ke liye khujli nahin hoti.”

Haria: “Hoti hogi magar bechaari kya kare bhari jawani bekaar ja rahi hai,choot sookh rahi hai aur mamme dheele pad rahe hain,par kya kare agar koi rishta na aaye.”

Aslam: “Arey aise mein hi toh bhai kaam aata hai, Tu apni behen ko pata kyun nahin leta.Tujhe choot aur gaand chahiye aur teri asha ko Lauda. bas ghar ki baat ghar mein hi rahegi.mujhe lagta hai agar tu zara koshish karega na toh apni behen ki choot mein lauda pel sakta hai. agar tera lauda kam pad jaaye na toh hum sab hain na teri behen ki choot aur gaand ki khujli mitane ke liye.”

Haria: “Lagat hai tum log theek keh rahe ho, Bahut baar asha ko kapde badalte bhi dekha hai maine, bahut hi mast maal hai, filmon ki saari heroinein bhi gaand chatengi uske saamne. magar sagi behen ko chodna paap hai yeh sohkar main chup raha, par ab lagta hai uski choot aur gaand mein lauda pelne ka waq aagaya.main aaj se hi koshish shuru karta hoon”
aslam: “sach mein yaar in maa behnon ne to gaand aur laude mein dum kar rakha hai,ab meri baat le lo jab se mera baap mara hai meri maa aur sauteli maa ke jhagde sun sun ke Lund pagal ho jata hai”
Kallu: “Woh kaise”

Aslam: “jhagadte jhagadte aise aise gande gande galiyan deti hai ke ab kya bataun, Jaise ke meri ma kehti hai,”raand saali apni choot ke jalwe dikhake mere shohar ko apni jaal mein phansa liye,teri choot mein kutte ka lauda ,teri gaand mein saand ka moosal.” tab meri sauteli maa kehti hai “chup ho jaa suarni, teri choot aur gaand mein dum nahin tha isliye woh madarchod meri choot ko soonghta hua meri gaand marne aaya, magar haay meri kismat shaadi ke do saal mein hi mar gaya ab bata meri choot aur gaand kaun maarega tera baap,”yeh sab sunke mera to lauda aise tann jaata hai ke jee karta hai dono raandon ko wahin lita ke Chod daalun.”

Aslam ke munh se yeh sab sunke aur uski chinaar maaon ke baare mein sochke Chaaron ne Laude se apna apna paani nikaal diya.

Dinu: “Aslam,Hamari toh tere munh se sunke hi fanfana ke lund se paani nikal gaya, ab hum samajh sakte hain ke yeh sab galiyan un bhosdiyon ke munh se sunke tera kya haal hua hoga.”

Haria: “Aslam tu sab ko gaand maarne ko kehta hai magar tu kyun nahin maarta,teri sauteli maa to chudne ke liye hamesha taiyaar lagti hai woh khushi khushi apne sautele bete ka lund ghotegi, chal der mat kar. Aaj se tu bhi lag jaa apni maa ko patane mein.’

Kallu: “Tum sab logon ki baatein sun ke bahut khushi bhi hui magar dukh bhi hua, kaash mera bhi koi apna hota,koi maa behen,bhabhi, mausi ya koi bhi toh main bhi unko chodta magar mera to iss duniya mein koi nahin hai, main to anath hoon,Jaane kis raand ki aulaad hoon ,kis bhadwe ka beej hoon.”
Sab ne kaha,”arey kallu tu kyun udaas hota hai, hum sab ki maa behenein teri bhi maa behenein hain,agar hum kabhi unko chod paaye to tu bhi zarur chod lena unko. Har aurat jisko hum chodenge usey tujhse bhi zarur chudwayenge, jawaani ka har mazaa hum saath saath lutenge re randi ki aul;ad,kyun fikar karta hai, Chal ab chalte hain bhookh lagi hai. zara pet ki pooja karke phir baithte hain.” to be continued…