Phirangan Ko Mere Lund Ka Salaam

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Keral ki ek hotel mein 2 saal se waiter ka kaam karte huye kaise beet gaye kuchh maloom hi nahi pada. Main Bangalore se graduation ker koi naukri nahi milne per Keral ke backwater's area ke ek hotel mein mujhe job mil gaya. Abhi meri umra 22 saal ki hai. Shuru se hi kasrat ka sauk raha hai mujhe. Gatheele badan ke liye main khoob excersize karta hoon. Mera Bheem maan mere badan se mel khata tha. Hotel ke paas ke gaon mein rahte huye kai ladkiyaan meri diwaani ban chuki hai aur 3 se freindship badha kar unki mast jawaani ka lutf utha chuka hoon main.

Hotel mein kaam karne ke baad uske gym ka upyog freely kar sakta hoon main. Main jis hotel mein kaam karta hoon uska naam videsho mein kaafi famous hai aur kai videshi yahan aakar 10-15 dino tak rukkar yahan Aurved aur massages ka fayda uthate hai. Hotel bada alishaan bana hua hai. Kai cottage aur kai duplex room bane huye hai. Cottages mein private swimming pool aur bade bathtub with jacuzi hai. 3-3 cottages ek-ek waiter ke hisse mein aate hai.

Ab jo apni jindgi ki ek sachhi ghatna batane jaa raha hoon woh maine aapke anand ke liye Hindi mein likh raha hoon. Meri saari baat-chit apne grahko se English mein hi hoti thi lekin uska Hindi translation ker ke likh raha hoon.

Last mahine ek videshi couple aaya hua tha. 4-5 din unko ruke huye ho gaya tha. Husband jiska naam Jack, umra 38 saal ke kareeb aur uski wife Treccy jiski umtra kareeban 24-25 saal ki hogi. Treccy undino hamare hotel ki zaan bani huyi thi. Gora rang to inka hota hi hai lekin Treccy ka jism bilkul saanche mein dhala hua tha. Akarshit karta huwa chehra, uthe huye bade mummey, ekdum patli kamar, chode chuttad aur lambi-lambi tangein. Gardan lambi aur ekdum patli kamar hone ke kaaran uske bade boobs hum hotel waalon ka hosh udd chukka tha. Kai log usse chhupkar taakte rahte the.Management ki sakhti ke karan saamne koi bhi nahi ghurta tha lekin her kishi ki khwaish rahti thi ki uski ek jhalak to dekhne mil jaaye.

Pahle 5 din meri duty din ki thi phir meri duty night ki ho gayi. Mere jimme jo teen cottage the unme do khaali the isliye mere jimme sirf yahi cottage tha. Zahir hai mera saara dhyaan usi cottage per rahta tha. Koi bhi service karna mere jimme tha. Raat ke 10 baze call aayi unke cottage se. Door bell baza kar unke cottage mein chala gaya. Uss samay Treccy aur uska husband Jack swimming pool mein the.

"Yes sir," Maine apni nazrein neechi kiye huye Jack se poochha. Treccy mujhe nahi dikhai de rahi thi.

"Pool ka cleaning system kaam nahi kar raha hai. Dekho kitne paate aur kachra gira hua hai pool mein," Jack ne mujhe dekhte hi kaha. 

"Oh, sorry sir. Abhi mechanic ko bejh kar cleaning system chaalu karwata hoon aur pool ko bhi clean karwaata hoon. Mere liye aur koi order," Maine bade adab se poochha.

Peechhe se ek surili awaaj aayi, "Do bottle wine ki bhi lekar aana sath mein." Treccy bathrrom se niklte huye boli.

Maine peechhe ghoom kar dekha. Treccy bathroom se nikal rahi thi. Usne bikini pahankar rakhi huyi thi. Uski bikini uske jism ko chhupa kam aur dikha jyada rahi thi. Uff... kya saanche mein dhala hua jism. Upperwala kisi-kisi per bahut jyada hi meharbaan ho jaata hai. Treccy bhi unme se hi ek thi. Mujhe adab ke kaaran apni nazrein
neechi karni padi lekin jo bhi maine dekha tha wah mujhe pagal kar dene ke liye kaafi tha. Gore rang ke uske 3/4 jhalakte huye mumme uski sanso ke saath upper neeche ho rahe the. Uske nipples uski bikini se bahar aane ke liye machal rahe the. Uski patli kamar aur
uski naabhi mujhe baichain kar rahi thi. Uski kaafi neeche pahne huye panty kewal uski choot ko chhipa kam rahi thi balki dikha jyada rahi thi.

Main apne sukhe huye gale se kaha, "Yes mem. Abhi lata hoon."

Yeh kahkar main cottage se bahar aa gaya. Bahar aate hi mujhe apni pant ko sambhalna pada kyonki mera lund vichlit ho kar kasmasa raha tha. Usse main sambhaale nahi sambhaal paa raha tha. Khada ho kar mere dheele-dhaale underwear se bahar aa chuka tha. Mujhe underwear dheela-dhala (loose) pahanne ki adat hai. Apna hath upper se pant mein daal kar uske wapas underwear mein fit kiya aur phone se mechanic bhejne aur do bottle issue karne ko kaha. 

Thodi der baad ek dusra service-man aakar mujhe wine ki bottles de gaya aur kaha, "Mechanic to ab chala gaya. Subah 7 baze hi aayega."

Maine kaha, "Theek hai lekin dono ki daant mujhe sunani padegi."

Meri baat khatam hone se pahle hi woh wahan se nikal gaya. Main dheere-dheere cottage ki taraf badha. Bell dabaane ke pahle apni pant ko theek kiya. Kahin mere lund maharaj phir bachain hokar bahar nahi nikal pade. Room mein ghusa aur swimming pool ki taraf badh chala. Wine ki bottle room mein hi rakh di thi.

"Sir, mechanic to chala gaya. Ab subah hi aayega," Maine darte-darte kaha.

"Kyon? Tum log in-house kyon nahi rakhte? Ab hum log iss pool ka kaise use kar sakte hain?" Jack ne bhadakte huye kaha.

"Sir. In-house mechanic chutti per hai aur part-time ke liye bahar se dusre mechanic ko rakha hua hai. Hum log iss samay aapko hone waali pareshaani ke liye maafi chahte hai," Maine dhimi awaz mein jawab diya.

Pass mein baithy huyi Treccy ne kaha, "Yeh koi mazak hai? Hum log money pura dete hain aur tum logon ki service hi nahi hai. Phir pool ka charge kyon lete ho?"

"Madam. Iss samay mein kewal maafi maang sakta hoon. Waise aur koi service ke liye hum log hamesha tyaar hai. Please," Maine unko manane ki koshish ki.

Jack aur Treccy dono bhadak gaye. Treccy ne daantne ke andaaz mein kaha, "Hum tumhari complaint kareinge. Tum log koi kaam ke nahi ho. Kya naam hai tumhara?"

"Bheem. Bheem naam hai mera. Madam please sorry. Isske alaawa aur koi service ke liye boliye woh hum khushi-khushi kar denge lekin pool ka kaam to subah hi ho paayega," Maine narami ka apna andaaz nahi khoya. Hotel ki trainning mein apne grahak se hamesha cool hokar hi baat karna sikhaya jaata hai.

"Lekin mera to mood hi off ho gaya. Mujhe pool mein swimming ka maza lena tha," Treccy ne nirasha se mujhe kaha aur phir Jack ki taraf mudte huye kaha, "Darling hum kal hi hotel change kar lenge. Mujhe nahi rahna aise hotel mein."

Baat jyada badhte huye dekh maine phir kaha, "Please, kewal itni baat ki hame itni badi saza nahi dijiye. Aur kuchh bhi service mein ab meri aur se koi galti nahi hogi."

"Achchha," Treccy ne mujhe upper se niche ghurte huye kaha.Phir Jack se dheeme se koi baat ki aur mujhse kaha, "Agar koi service deni hai to chalo mere badan ki massage karo. Main swimming nahi to apni massage to karwaaoon tumse."

Ab mujhe bhi achambha ho raha tha. Main koi expert massager to tha nahi. Isme aur koi galti ho gayi to meri naukri to gayi. Naukri ki koi parwah nahi thi lekin beijjat ho kar nikaale jaane ka afsos jaroor rahta.

Phir kuchh sochkar bola, "Ok madam. Mian aapki masaage kar deta hoon. Lekin lotion wagairah laane padenge. Woh laake aapki massage kar deta hoon."

"Uski koi jaroorat nahi hai," Abki Jack ne apna muhn khola. "Treccy ko wine ki massage bahut pasand hai. Tum iski wine se massage kar do."

"OK madam," Main khushi khushi tayaar tha. Zaan bachi lakho paaye. "Aap yahan massage lengi yaa andar room mein," maine poochha.

"Nahi andar chalo," Treccy ne kaha.

Andar jaa kar Treccy ne ek lamba towel carpet per beechhaya aur pet ke bal let gayi. Mere saamne ab uska jism tha. Uski patli kamar, uske chode chutad aur lambi tangein mere saamne lahra rahi thi. Jack sofe per baith gaya aur mujhe aur Treccy ko dekhne laga. Maine wine ki bottle uthai aur thodi wine hath mein lekar uski tango per malne laga. Jack uth kar aaya aur wine ki bottle se seedhe uski tango per wine giraate huye kaha, "Khoob saari dalo aur phir massage karo."

Ab main jyaada-jyaada wine gira kar uski maalish karne laga. Uski komal twacha aur reshmi ehshash se mujh mein unmaad chhane laga. Wine ka nasha bagair piye mere deemag mein chadhne laga. Main uski tango aur uski janghon ki malish apne fauladi hatho se karne laga.